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Saucy Christ Interlude
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SimeSublime 
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 01:23 AM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:00 AM
So Jane is a fan of sadism and jokes of a macabre nature.
A woman after my own heart! Which she probably seeks to clutch, still beating, in her hand.
A woman after my own heart! Which she probably seeks to clutch, still beating, in her hand.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:47 AM
I would find that scene most amusing, but pay no heed to that. I watch horror movies for the gore, so I can laugh untill I nigh wet myself.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 03:59 AM
I'd say she would seek to clutch it, if it were not for her crippling fear of physically touching another person 
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 12:29 PM
People are icky.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 01:06 PM
Did you know that the fat thingie small babies are covered in when they are born is just like mayonese? Yum yum yum!
Enjoy eating mayo in the future.
Enjoy eating mayo in the future.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:54 PM
Meh, I never ate mayonnaise to begin with...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 03:22 PM
Biological mayo. There's a band name in there somewhere.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 01:52 AM
You know, I really like mayonaise. I'm sad now.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:25 PM
Well, at least you managed to squick one person, Icey...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:48 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hellmans mayo mmmmmmmmmmmm heavenly even if it does come off'f babies!!! 
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:33 PM
Mayonnaise flavored placenta? Can I quote you on that? Just that my best mate loves ham and mayo sandwiches...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 04:57 PM
QUOTE (Brick McRunfast @ Nov 15 2004, 03:28 PM)
I used to donate blood, but then they started insisting that it had to be MY blood, and I'm afraid of needles. It's so much easier to bring in a trash bag full of the blood of the innocent.
Try a jam jar easier less leakage
We dont want innocents blood on our brand new loafers now do we? 
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 05:16 PM
That, and it's just so hard to come by! Do you know how difficult it is to find bona fide Innocents these days? You're more likely to find a dog that speaks Norwegian*!
*That isn't in Norway.
*That isn't in Norway.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 06:24 PM
In recent years, we have had to change our definition of "innocent" to fit the times. Where it used to be "someone of pure body and soul," it is now "someone who hasn't raped more than five puppies while punching a nun with a spiked glove."