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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:52 AM

That...that is just brilliant! I mean, where did you find that? Did you make it yourself? Kudos if you did!

Maybe it's the cynical, church-hater in me, or it could be the sleeping pill kicking in and making everything all loopy...but I absolute love that picture...

I want something like that posted on my wall for all to see and be offended by!
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:55 AM

Hard as this may be to believe, I did make it myself, out of a painting of Christ and an illegal copy of Photoshop.

I got the idea when I noticed how often Jesus' right hand is always depicted in paintings like he's holding an invisible joint.
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:18 AM

HaHa, brilliant you gotta love it biggrin.gif.
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 06:56 AM

One nitpick (because I like being pedantic), his joints the wrong way round. I'm going to assume you care about as much as a badger would care about spoon manufacture, but it needed to be said.

That aside, it did put a smile on my face... biggrin.gif
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:09 PM

Its a bit like a poster I have in my room of the 'Grim Reefer' biggrin.gif when I bought it I though it was just a poster of the grim reaper I wasnt really paying attention tongue.gif
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 04:38 AM

I dunno i got a chuckle out of it, but being in utah for so long i found that the mormon's ability is quite funny. If it didnt get me kicked out the city, or burned at the stake, I would soooo put the poster up in my locker.
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 12:20 PM

hey Kirby why dont you just eat anyone who tries to burn you? That way you get their abilities as well! biggrin.gif Ok ok that was a bad joke.. Im gonna just sit in the corner now.... sad.gif
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 02:15 PM

Yes. It was a bad joke. You ain't even worth the corner you're sitting in.

Bahah, just kidding tongue.gif
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 02:23 PM

What ability? the ability to knock on your door during lunch to say your wrong, we're right and your going to hell if you dont follow us.(obiously they're more polite about it but im tired of being called of the crapper to talk to these guys.)
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 11:39 PM

And yet if you were to knock on their door to try and convice them to be an atheist, they'd chase you with a rake.
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Posted 07 November 2004 - 12:46 AM

Still, it's worth a try if you can run fast enough.
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Posted 07 November 2004 - 02:15 AM

John Safran did. Didn't work out to well. Hence the rake bit.
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Posted 07 November 2004 - 02:32 AM

If I tried that around here, I donít think anyone would try to chase me with a rake. No, a more realistic scenario would be being threatened and/or shot at with a gun, or warded off with crucifixes by fanatics screaming like Iím some kind of unholy demon thing. If I really pissed someone off, then I would probably end up getting chased by a mob not entirely unlike the one in Holy Grail.

Especially if theyíre Baptist. Seriously, those people can get downright scary sometimes...I'll tell you the story I heard about what happened to a little Wiccan girl last year in high school, if you like.
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Posted 07 November 2004 - 08:30 AM

Go on... smile.gif
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Posted 07 November 2004 - 08:53 AM

All I remember was he donned his white shirt and black pants, got his atheist badge and copy of Darwins "History of the Species" and doorknocked through Utah at 7am on a Saturday morning with his director(as you have to doornock in pairs).

Thou I am waiting on your story Jane.

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