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Posted 31 March 2005 - 08:10 PM

so anyway...


i was thinking about bobba fett again, and you're going to think i'm terrible, but mace kills jenga, then wittle bobba picks up the helmet... If I were Mace I would not have left the kid there... (and before you argue that he didn't see him, Obi wan knew about him)... when you kill someone who has a kid (just like in kill bill), you have a responsibility to do something about that child.

you take him/her into your ship after the battle and explain the situation to them...

i'm sorry mommy/daddy was an evil jerk, and had to die... turns out, i was the man for the job. Nothing personal... just a matter of galactic security. So... all awkwardness aside, you wanna join up with me a be a good guy?

if the kid says, cool lets roll! then you take him along as a henchman in training... but keep a carefull eye on him...

however, if the kid say "but, but, you killed my..." - you flush them into space.

quite simple...
Loose ends leed to ironicly timed deaths...
DON'T RISK IT.

CHILDREN GROW UP... don't let them kill you.
KILL THEM FIRST!!!!!!

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:07 PM

and if he still refused....

you would only need to explain to him that that wasnt his real father just an older version of himself.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:25 PM

still refused what? he'd be dead... tongue.gif

i don't think that explanation would serve as much consolation...
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:30 PM

Until a clone trooper finds the suit, is declared the chosen one, and rises to challenge palpatine.
Too bad it doesn't happen.
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 02:25 AM

Nothing can kill Boba Fett. He's like the Colonel piece in Risk. The only thing that beats him is sand worms, and they only keep him down between cameos.

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 09:10 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 1 2005, 08:25 AM)
Nothing can kill Boba Fett.

Except a half-blind Han Solo bumping into him, of course.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:35 AM

ya, but I believe NOW Boba flies safely away. (new dvds?)

But does the Sarlaac still burp? I can't believe they'd remove that.
not that it matters.
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:33 PM

"The only thing that beats him is sand worms,"

Aren't Sarlakks dangerously close to sand worms? And how exactly do sand worms do that sand worm thing anyhow? Sand isn't like water, and they practically swim through it.+
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 09:56 PM

the sarlac probably farts now!
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Posted 02 April 2005 - 12:17 AM

Sand worm/arachian worm/tremor is pretty much the same thing, whichever one Lucas got his idea from.

And yeah Han too, I think it's kind of a team effort, like how it took John Wilkes Booth and a pistol to kill Lincoln. Had it been one on one combat Lincoln would dominate Booth or the pistol.

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