Top Gun by somewhat popular demand!!!!
#17
Posted 06 November 2004 - 02:38 AM
That site his facking hilarious!
YES! Yes I say! I've been saying this for years. It happened in LOTR, and nobody notice. The whole mines scene was one big camera shake!!! ARGGG
That guy is a genious, like you Chef. You two should team up and make a book about how things suck bad.
JYAMG agreed! Check this out http://maddox.xmissi...c.cgi?u=walmart
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Why does every battle scene in the universe have to have a shaky cam? Just whose view point are we seeing this from anyway? Wow, the cam is shaky, I feel like I'm right in the battle, looking through the eyes of some idiot who can't fight, yet he still can't focus on an object for more than a few seconds. Hey assholes, here's an idea: how about the perspective of someone who got stabbed in the face? The camera would just sit there staring up at the blue sky as an occasional limb would come flying across, or someone would trip over his body. That would be tits.
YES! Yes I say! I've been saying this for years. It happened in LOTR, and nobody notice. The whole mines scene was one big camera shake!!! ARGGG
That guy is a genious, like you Chef. You two should team up and make a book about how things suck bad.
JYAMG agreed! Check this out http://maddox.xmissi...c.cgi?u=walmart
http://maddox.xmissi...c.cgi?u=matrix3
This post has been edited by Jordan: 06 November 2004 - 02:40 AM
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#19
Posted 06 November 2004 - 09:57 AM
His. Maddox is definatly male. I suggest you look through a few more of his articles before singing his praises. Although very funny, some of the stuff he says is...not very nice.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#21
Posted 08 November 2004 - 07:22 AM
QUOTE (Chefelf @ Nov 6 2004, 04:44 AM)
Chefelf, that was great!
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#22
Posted 09 November 2004 - 01:48 AM
That link is like, so... last year. I remember asking Nate to help me make a Tom Clancy plot generator way back when, and then he was all "Yo, you best not be frontin', 'cause there's already one of those mofos out there, BITCH." Or something like that.
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#23
Posted 09 November 2004 - 07:02 PM
QUOTE (Just your average movie goer @ Nov 6 2004, 10:08 AM)
That was the freakiest thing. I added the "Five Shitty Movies" page to my favourites and when it appeared on the favourites scroll bar, it came with JM's Che Guevara icon. Interesting
No, not interesting. His logo is a parody of the Che Guevera icon and the differences are hard to tell in a tiny icon.
#25
Posted 12 November 2004 - 02:35 AM
What are you guys nuts? Top Gun rocks! You have this cocky young guy played by Tom Cruise who's ego is huge. He's trying to prove that he's the best there is at what he does. What's not to like so far? Anyway there's this other guy who thinks he's better so they start comparing penis length! Then there's the romance with a female character which really serves no purpose other than to fill screen time. And the disregard of advice from people who know better than Tom Cruise's character. I ask you, who amoung you was not moved by Tom Cruise's self doubt after the tragic accident of a friend? Wait a minute... I think I just described Days of Thunder!
You're right... Top Gun SUCKS!
You're right... Top Gun SUCKS!