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Woman accused of stealing... Friday, October 29, 2004

#1 K1NGWARREN

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 12:54 AM

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Woman accused of stealing dead boyfriend's remains, beer
Friday, October 29, 2004

PORTAGE, Wis. -- Sheriff's officials have arrested a woman for digging up her dead boyfriend's ashes more than 10 years ago and drinking the beer that was buried with him, possibly out of spite for his family.

Karen Stolzmann, now 44, was arrested Tuesday in a case Columbia County Detective Wayne Smith calls ``twisted and bizarre.''

Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe De Cecco said Thursday he would likely determine this week if possession charges should be filed in his county since the urn was found at Stolzmann's Sheboygan home. A call to the Columbia County district attorney's office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Stolzmann has already been charged with a misdemeanor count of concealing stolen property.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 01:42 AM

That's considered "Aged"

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 04:13 AM

I could understand if it was whiskey, but why the hell would somebody want to go through work for beer? I only touch beer if its free.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 04:41 AM

Then you're missing out.
Either way, that woman needs help. Brain help. For her brain.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 03:24 PM

Well...some beer is meant to be aged, as I understand...

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 03:30 PM

I don't think you can age beer, it turns to monkey piss.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 07:48 PM

But she drank the beer ten years ago, right? So it wasn't aged then.

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 11:18 PM

Depends on the beer. Some nicer ales age very well. My housemate's into brewing, so I get a lot of such info. I was reading about a beer from '37 that was quite good, apparently.

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 01:20 AM

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I'm moving to Sheboygan

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 04:26 AM

that dudes going to pretty pissed off...

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Phil:yep! it's right... eh.. arr.. right... right er... ....son of a bitch!!!
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Posted 02 November 2004 - 12:51 AM

Heh. Beer's nice if it's one of those pay a rather small fee for all you can drink, but it's mostly monkey piss from the start.

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