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actually my keyboard is made of hemp...
I want one!
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Bush Receives Endorsement From Iran Wednesday, October 20, 2004
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 01:00 PM
I want one!
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 06:49 PM
That would be kind of funny. If my keyboard was made of hemp I'd slowly smoke it by rationing hte keys by whether I figure I'll ever need them or not. First to go would be the horrible insert key. Then num and scroll lock. Then those extra number buttons on the side. Then I'd be wasted.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 02:41 AM
Nah, wipe out the 'sleep' and 'wake up' buttons. They don't do anything. The numberpad on the other hand is always coming in handy. I don't use the numbers at the top, much prefer the numberpad.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 06:06 PM
JM - everybody knows you can't get high on hemp. It's all about snorting Pop Tart dust.
Oh, and there's also a standard Republican ad going around following this announcement that it's actually Kerry that the Arabic world supports. Lets see if I can find it... Damn, I can't... Hrm... Google News puts it up, then poof, it's gone.
Oh, and there's also a standard Republican ad going around following this announcement that it's actually Kerry that the Arabic world supports. Lets see if I can find it... Damn, I can't... Hrm... Google News puts it up, then poof, it's gone.
This post has been edited by Slade: 23 October 2004 - 06:15 PM
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 11:13 PM
Perhaps everyone else supports Kerry because he's NOT a right wing psycho?
I smell a campaign add.
"Leadership, listening, caring, sharing, and not being a right wing psycho. That's the John Kerry difference. So this November vote for someone who isn't going to blow us all up."
I smell a campaign add.
"Leadership, listening, caring, sharing, and not being a right wing psycho. That's the John Kerry difference. So this November vote for someone who isn't going to blow us all up."
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Posted 24 October 2004 - 10:44 AM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Oct 24 2004, 04:13 AM)
"So this November vote for someone who isn't going to blow us all up."
Done before.
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Posted 26 October 2004 - 03:41 AM
This just in. While Kerry is off getting endorsements from crazy left wing terrorists like former presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter good old Dubya has racked up yet another endorsement from a fine democratic country that's never bothered anyone.
Russia.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6330001/
And why not? Him and Putin do have a lot in common such as using fears of terrorism to quash opponents and trample civil liberties, as well as causing open-ended wars against nations that just want to be left alone.
Now that Russia and Iran are backing him all he needs is the support of North Korea and Cuba and all of the US' traditional enemies will be united in the axis of Bush.
Russia.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6330001/
And why not? Him and Putin do have a lot in common such as using fears of terrorism to quash opponents and trample civil liberties, as well as causing open-ended wars against nations that just want to be left alone.
Now that Russia and Iran are backing him all he needs is the support of North Korea and Cuba and all of the US' traditional enemies will be united in the axis of Bush.
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:54 PM
"And why not? Him and Putin do have a lot in common such as using fears of terrorism to quash opponents and trample civil liberties, as well as causing open-ended wars against nations that just want to be left alone."
Hmm...fascism?
Hey Che, why don't you stop worrying about it and go back to drinking latte.
You're just a whiney yuppie, so stop acting like you care.
Hmm...fascism?
Hey Che, why don't you stop worrying about it and go back to drinking latte.
You're just a whiney yuppie, so stop acting like you care.
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