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Man with Heroin in Ear Nabbed Questioning Police


German police charged a man with drugs possession after officers spotted a small quantity of heroin concealed in his ear when he entered a police station to check if he was on their wanted list.

"I suppose he may have heard he was wanted for some offence and just wanted to see if the police had anything on him," Volker Pieper, a spokesman for police in the central city of Kassel, said Tuesday. "It didn't go quite as he had planned."

As the 33-year-old man, a known drug abuser, questioned police, an officer noticed a suspicious lump stuck in his ear which turned out to be a gram of heroin, said Pieper. Police confiscated the drug before filing charges.


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Who the hell stops by the police station to see if they're wanted for anything?

[Ninja Duck]

Yeah, don't you know? Heroin-ear's the latest style!

[sinister grinner]

why was he carrying it on him in the first place.

[Heccubus]

I dunno. Maybe he's a heroin user? That could be your first hint.

Anyway, he should have at least put it under a rock or something before he went into the police station.

[WalrusOfPlastic]

I see where the guys coming from. I mean, I will, from time to time, call up my local mob boss to see if he's got a hit out on me. I like to be informed.

[platinum_child]

If you think the heroin in the ear was bad, you should have seen how much crack was in his ass! Ok, I couldn't help myself, I'm aware of the cheesiness and I don't care. seriously.