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Of course JM, if you put the AR in the panic room, it might be harder to get at. Plus you could release non-lethal nerve gas into the rest of the house while you sat inside there watching your invasioners pass out on video. Of course, if they came at you in armoured atmosphere suits with drop packs, you'd be hooped. Those things have the laser cutters, you know.
Panic room? Why how quaint of you. I keep mine in the Keep. To reach that the invading Saxon army must breach my moat, drawbridge, a portcullis and a set of double doors, then get in through the inner courtain which is also held by archers and a set of double doors.
Also, good idea about the Tarrasque. I wonder if one would fit in my moat.