[Turtle]

You know what that tits joke reminded me of?

Anyone?

Didn't think so.

It's sort of like that one bit from a Monty Python computer game (the Meaning of Life one I believe). There's this giant ad in a city that says something about sex on it. When you click on it, your entire screen is taken up by big flashing lights and pictures of goats dressed in suggestive clothing, accompanied by lots of shouting to "look what this guy is doing over here." It must get a lot of funny looks if you're using speakers to play.
Sort of like what would happen if you clicked the tits link in a public place. Which I did. At school.
Luckily, nobody really notices what you do in that class.

[Jane Sherwood]

Luckily, I never use the dorm's computer lab, so nobody ever sees what I do online or the horrible places my curiosity accidentally leads me to.



Hmph. If I wanted to see tits all I'd have to do is look down...boring!

[Brick McRunfast]

Hmph. If I wanted to see tits all I'd have to do is look down...boring!

I can't help but be envious . . .

[Jane Sherwood]

Well, look at it this way, you look down, and you can see something even better.

[Brick McRunfast]

Well, look at it this way, you look down, and you can see something even better.

The Batman logo tattooed on my chest?
A superfluous nipple?
The corpses of my enemies?

Still not as good as the boobs.

[SimeSublime]

I can see my pulse rate if I look down. No joke.

[Chyld]

If I look down, I can usually see my feet.

*refuses to be drawn into innuendo*

[Dark Comet]

I see my slippers.

...

Ok, mock me if you must, but they are damn cosy.

[Chyld]

Fair enough. Quite good if you're leaning your feet on a cold window. Like me. Chilly feet...

[Girdag Fireskull]

When I look down I can see the Chemistry homework I should be doing instead of writing this. Ah well.

[Jane Sherwood]

(*crosses arms petulantly*)

How come nobody plays along when I say these things on purpose?

[spacemonkey]

i have that pulse rate thing too. no one believes me.
let's see. i also see hair.

[Amber-Nicole]

Heh, even if they went along with your innuendo Jane, the boobs would still be better.

[Chris]

Hah! Get down y'all, I can see breasts too.

[SimeSublime]

Well, lets face it. Penis' are ugly. Who would want to look at one? Breasts, on the other hand, have a certain charm about them.