[Brick McRunfast]

And few things are as hideous as the scrotum. Seriously, it's like a turkey neck with hair.

[Dark Comet]

Shudder.

That's my dreamless slumber for tonight gone out the window.

[Jane Sherwood]

Then why are people always drawing them in public restrooms and anywhere else they can get away with?

[Amber-Nicole]

For the same reason people randomly write "FUCK" on a wall. It's not that "FUCK" is all that hilarious, but the thought of someone retarded enough to stealthily whip out a marker and write "FUCK" on a wall is rather amusing.

[DarkKnight01]

The places in which you find these drawings and words are usually the same places you find drunks and other people off their head who probabaly only find it remotely funny whilst in their drunken/drugged state.

Anyhow who likes my sig XD ?

[Dark Comet]

I probably would, if I could see it.

The same goes for those completly illegible scrawls I sometime see in Brewer's Fair restaurants. The ones that say 'N Chaz ys a Wonker', or some variant.

Any suggestions as to what a Wonker is? A basket of grapefruit and some Sandlewood Scented Soap for the most amusing ones.

BTW, who is it I still owe those muffins to? For the Fear and Loathing thing? Is it you Chyld?

[Amber-Nicole]

The places in which you find these drawings and words are usually the same places you find drunks and other people off their head who probabaly only find it remotely funny whilst in their drunken/drugged state.

The place where I commonly find these drawings is my high school. And also, the walls of the girls' bathroom. The bathroom stalls bring us such lovely catch phrases such as "Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.," "Sara is a SLUT(written angry style)," and "Jon is the best fuck EVER." It's intriguing to watch how the girls will go back and forth, as if in a conversation. For instance:

Girl 1 writes: "Sara is a SLUT"
Girl 2 crosses out "Sarah', and writes "YOU" above it.
Girl 3: "Ur all sluts and i fucked ur boyfriend lol"
Girl 1: "stfu bitch"
Girl 2: Skank. U r so slutty. P.S. I saw ur boyfriend's cawk once. Teehee.

As you can see, it is infact nearly identical to being in a chatroom full of twelve year old AIMers. They even incorporate "internet slang" into their conversation; that was not an exaggeration at all. Fascinating indeed.

This post has been edited by Amber-Nicole: 17 October 2004 - 02:41 PM

[Dark Comet]

Good GOD.

Would it make me a bad person to suggest that the writers of those things should be tied to a pylon and be repeatedly horse whipped?

[Jane Sherwood]

No, there were several times in high school where I just wanted to write up an entire list pertaining to that kind of talk and state that nobody gives a damn about who their best friend or boyfriend is, who loves whom, who is a slut, who's having sex with whom, who's a freak, who's a prep, or whatever crap they feel they need to scroll on a bathroom stall.

And if they wrote on that list trying to defend themselves or call me a slut/bitch/lesbian, then that just proved how sad and retarded they really were.

[Rhubarb]

Oh come on, I can't believe there's a discussion here about how much bathroom graffiti writers suck. It's like complaining that people who fuck kittens to death are a little disturbed. I'm sure that we aren't quite so lacking in self-esteem that we need to look down on people who draw crude penises with felt pen in toilet stalls. Let's make fun of someone more worthy.



George Bush shows John Howard, PM of Australia, the Way To Freedom.

Actually, on second thoughts, these probably are the sort of people who draw crude penises with felt pen in toilet stalls.

My apologies. Disregard.

[Owyn]

Hehehehe, thoe mostly it is completer retardashion, some of the writing on the walls is kinda funny, especially when its been written by a funny drunk. My favorite example of this is(apologise in advanced to australians that have probably heard this):

Person 1: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!
Person 2: go home dad, your drunk

As for that free thingy darks offering, i want, so i'm guessing it was meant to say wanker, that or a really big typo from dickhead.

[Amber-Nicole]

George Bush shows John Howard, PM of Australia, the Way To Freedom.

Why's the other dude point down? You know, When I first glanced at it, it looked like they were attempting something like that Charlie's Angels pose and making their fingers look like guns.

[Girdag Fireskull]

Anyway....lets get back to the main topic of the thread....

[SimeSublime]

Its sad to see that the oppertunity for Howard bashing is being sorely disregarded, for he is indeed a twat.

[barend]

BUSH: i once did HER!
HOWARD: i just did her

alternativley....

BUSH: the bathrooms over there...
HOWARD: ohno, really? I thought it was there... oops.