[Chefelf]

Laura, today's article was a stroke of genius! Way to finally comment on the stupid font, among other things. It is something that we have all seen and perhaps thought in our subconscious, but you were the first person to consciously acknowledge and comment on it. For that you deserve kudos in spades.

"New York Times" may also be an adequate replacement given the font. One more suggestion for your butt trousers:

M & Moon: When I was little, I thought that each butt cheek had a name. They were called the "M" and the "Moon". I don't know when or how I came to this conclusion but it has been a topic of conversation among my family members at every family gathering since I was three years old. It has the randomness that you so cherish. It is a guarantee that no one except my parents and aunts would get the joke. Therefore you could succeed in confusing just about everyone else on the planet.

[Chyld]

It highlights one of my rapidly growing problems with fashion. You slather slogans all over tits and ass (excuse my French), and get moaned at for staring at the aforementioned body parts. Is that a Catch 22, or do I actually not know what a Catch 22 is, and am therefore waving around the term out of boredom?

[Laura]

It's not a catch 22, it's just a kind of a silly thing people do.

In some respects I have mixed feelings, because I think people should be able to wear what they want without being harrassed. But yeah, I do think you're silly if you wear words (especially hard to read ones) on across your chest, or butt, or whatever, then get mad at people for looking, because reading is unconscious. Once people start making comments or touching, the "They were asking for it" excuse doesn't hold any weight with me.

Still, I'm not sure where I draw the line with regards to open gawking. I guess it should be allowed. Even if you're wearing a sweater. As long as your head doesn't get too close?

[Chefelf]

Some pants say "Juicy" on the ass and other pants might as well say it. If staring is not the desired reaction perhaps a wardrobe change is in order.

K1NGWARREN once got yelled at by a girl leaving a club who was wearing probably 1 ounce of clothing. "Oh my god, that guy was totally checking me out." Well, yeah he was checking her out... she was practically naked. That will happen.

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JUICY!

[Chyld]

K1NGWARREN once got yelled at by a girl leaving a club who was wearing probably 1 ounce of clothing. "Oh my god, that guy was totally checking me out." Well, yeah he was checking her out... she was practically naked. That will happen.

Fairer sex? My juicy ass...

[J m HofMarN]

Laura you eclipse my humble attempts at humor three fold and have brought laughter to my six fifty three AM reverie. I would love some Japanese clothing with random American words on it.

Also I really think the problem is not in the actual ass or the person who looks at it, but in the society that teaches us to say "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT IT'S AN ASS! AN ASS, RIGHT INFRONT OF ME! WOOOOOOOW!" We all have asses. If I wish to stare at one I shall find a mirror. The whole idea is the product of the male urge to overstate heterosexuality and masculinity. Really I could care less if people walked around naked and if they looked at eachother that would be fine too. It's the symbolism that bothers me. The presence of symbolism is the absence of innocence.

[Creaux]

You know, I think I have a solution to all of our problems here...I don't know if any of you are familiar with one particular shirt U2's Bono was wearing in one of his music videos, but this shirt has left a lasting impression upon my life...Band-aid "skin" colour (Not going into that now) long sleeve t-shirt with muscles drawn upon it...Anyway, I think that we should market a line of similar pants, and to make things easier on the growing "LOL!1!1!", emoticon-based culture, we could just have a large picture of a cartoon arse streched across the rear of the pants.

Extra points for mismatched skin colours!

[Hero4u2hire]

if a girl is wearing a revealing outift I'll look at what she is revealing, no doubt about it. I don't buy this crap about, it's my body I can reveal what I won't and you don't have the right to look. What I want to gripe about is any guy who thinks that just because a girl is revealing alot it doesn't mean that she is open sexually and WANTS your advances. If she says no, that fucking means no. If she doesn't seem amused by your advances then please stop! On the other hand if your showing alot of cleavage don't be alarmed if some guy says "nice tits" etc...etc.. If your putting them on display, expect comments. If you don't want coments, don't offer a reason to give them. Wear what you want, but respect the consequences.