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Norway world leader in casual sex Monday, December 8, 2003

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Posted 07 December 2003 - 11:35 PM

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Seven out of ten Norwegians have had a random sex partner and the country is a world leader in one-night stands. At the same time they are among the least sexually satisfied citizens in the world, according to the latest findings in the Durex Global Sex Survey for 2003.

In terms of sheer numbers, Norway was about average with 124 sex sessions a year, well behind winners Hungary with an active 152. Satisfaction was worse for Norwegians, with only 62 percent saying they were content with their sex life, placing them as low as 29th on the list.

What Norwegians are enthusiastic about is casual sex, with only Icelanders and Vietnamese more likely to collect one-night stands.


http://www.aftenpost...rticleID=633160


So really what they're saying is that Norway is not actually #1 at anything and ranks pretty high in dissatisfaction. Awesome. Go Norway.
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 01:23 AM

Or maybe they're insinuating that casual sex isn't as satisfying as meaningful sex. Who would have thought?
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 01:49 AM

After working for the Census in 2001 I became very aware of how flawed the numbers truely are. I was one of those annoying people who knock on your door while you are in the middle of sex to ask you questions and demand that you fill out this form.

My Census Superior told me " if every representitive were to miss one house across Canada, then 50,000 people would not be accounted for."

Not only I, but every other rep in my group admitted that they missed way more than just one house each. I missed 4.
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 01:52 AM

And considering that I only made 1000 dollars after 1 months work, I was not about to go out of my way and search for the houses I missed. The maps they gave us did not take into account the new houses build in the period between the last census and this one.
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 03:38 AM

I'm with Jordan on this one. When I worked for the US census I really didnt sweat the details. Or anything else. And everyone I knew there did a waaaay worse job than me.
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 08:32 AM

*packs bags, moves to Norway*
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Posted 08 December 2003 - 09:18 AM

QUOTE (K1NGWARREN @ Dec 8 2003, 03:38 AM)
I'm with Jordan on this one. When I worked for the US census I really didnt sweat the details. Or anything else. And everyone I knew there did a waaaay worse job than me.

Yeah that was great. Your uniform was a Hawaiian shirt and ripped shorts. It was really cool that you had that Federal Parking pass that let you park anywhere you wanted.

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 09:52 AM

Wow, what do they do, just grab people off the streets and do them?

>looks for a wanking smilie, doesn't see one, whines<
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 02:31 AM

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you had that Federal Parking pass that let you park anywhere you wanted.


That is awesome, all I got was this crappy bag which fell apart shortly after I finished the job.

My favorite people to hand forms out to were the ones who clearly expressed how annoyed they were with me. One guy told me to eat his shit.
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