Stinger pounding punch Xtreme energy drink The techno climbing ninja have succeeded
#16
Posted 06 October 2004 - 04:49 PM
I'm really glad you found it funny, as well as my post in the star wars forums. I'll probably add them into an essay anthology some time, though of course they'll still be viewable here in original form. As soon as anything happens with my book you guys will be among the first to hear about it after I get done all the signed copies that people have ordered even in advance of publishing. My first novel that is actually with publishers at the moment is the first in a trilogy of books about a vampire hunter I did. Now that I've read up on my J. D. Salinger I've discovered it bears a resemblance in its themes to "The Catcher in the Rye" which I highly reccomend.
Walrus of Plastic- I still kind of like them, they're a t least far better than some of the other ridiculous herbal drinks on the market, though I think they've gone insane with the new diet brands of the drinks.
Yeah I miss those days as well but hell, we can still post silly things on the forum, I'm sure a lot of us have something funny to write about, in fact I just developed an idea for a satyrical essay while I wrote this so I think I'm going to start a lobby thread for people to post articles in.
Slade- Maybe I should go all Don Quixote and start wondering from land to land on a half crippled horse trying to post humorous articles and claiming to be reviving the old ways of internet humorists. You could be Slad Panza, my loyal squire!
Ninja Duck- Agreed, I actually did check out some of those adds. I can't believe people are so gullible as to believe that a drink will give them energy. I should start selling healing potions and see if anyone buys them, I can see it now "Just drink this and it will restore ten hp to you, or for a few dollars more you can have our patented hi-potion and heal for a hundred hp!
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#17
Posted 07 October 2004 - 05:54 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#19
Posted 07 October 2004 - 12:19 PM
*shudder* I stopped reading 8-Bit Theater at about episode 300. I just couldn't take the lack of new jokes anymore.
Fighter: I like swords.
Black Mage: I hate you.
Red Mage: I like my character sheet, and hate both of you.
Thief: I like money and stealing Simpsons gags.
White Mage: I hate Black Mage.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
JM - That would kick so much ass! I have the sudden urge to write a story along those lines! Do you mind if I do? Better yet, I'll actually read Don Quiote and then do a modern story loosely based on it. I miss writing funny stuff. I need to finish the damned story I've had partially finished for over a year now.
#20
Posted 07 October 2004 - 05:21 PM
Everyone who isn't her- This is Lisa. She's from Canada and she's not my girlfriend. Yes that is the worst introduction in history.
Sime- Haha! I wonder if I could collect enough chicken feathers to sell as Phoenix Downs?
Slade- I've spoken with my lawyers and we figured out that, yes, it would be possible for you to use that idea. However I maintain the movie rights to it lol. That would actually be pretty cool, a guy could put on a chefelf.com shirt and run around the country like "Halt! For I shall write humorous articles about you! I am a web-humorist-errant!" and everyone's all like "Nonsense there havn't been any web humorists in these parts in centuries!
I would advise against reading Don Quixote though. It's a great book but you'll take a month to get through it, it's about a hundred chapters. I actually like 8Bit for some reason, if for nothing else than because the guy manages to make an entertaining plot out of the actual plot of the game.
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#21
Posted 07 October 2004 - 11:12 PM
Oh yes.. I forgot..
~Waves to everyone~...
im the good one...
This post has been edited by Complicated: 07 October 2004 - 11:17 PM
#23
Posted 08 October 2004 - 07:35 AM
Actually, the international career of this brown liquid is a mystery to me. Why anyone would like to drink it? Surely not for its taste, which is like liquid mud. I know dozens of drinks which do not taste so foul. It can’t be for its stimulating qualities, because it makes you irritated and it gives you heartburn and palpitations to boot. It is not for quenching thirst, because surely you cannot do that by drinking liquid mud?
So I am glad I discovered I am not alone in my opinion. Sorry, I digress…
#24
Posted 08 October 2004 - 10:34 AM
I don't like coffee very much. Caffeine doesn't do anything for me except increase my kidney output. However, mochas kick ass.
#25
Posted 08 October 2004 - 10:34 PM
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#26
Posted 11 October 2004 - 09:02 AM
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 11 October 2004 - 09:02 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#27
Posted 15 February 2005 - 01:18 AM
and now introducing our new formula with superoxide dismutose AND oxide-fulminating ferum! (SOD OFF)
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#28
Posted 15 February 2005 - 06:10 AM
Incidently, I'd like to join the coffee-hating fraternity. I tried it once, when I needed to stay up for some reason, had two sips, and decided that my bias was indeed justified.
Its still sitting on a shelf in my room, probably green by now. Ah well.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#30
Posted 15 February 2005 - 12:38 PM
I can't help but wonder how people with pollen allergies would react to that. And if the main ingredient is pollen, just imagine what the other 3000 things could be...
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994