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Doing hard time in monkey jail Saturday, September 25, 2004

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 06:43 PM

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The thief threatened children with bricks and ripped the buttons off shirts. He stole tomatoes from one home and snatched bread from another. Down the street, he briefly fled with a differential equations book and beat a calculator with his fist.

He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country's only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years.

"He used to eat our guavas," said Bhagwanti Devi, a neighbor who was harassed by the monkey. "He would throw stones and try to hit us. Until we gave him flat bread, he wouldn't leave."

This jail is Punjab state's answer to the monkey menace in India, where killing monkeys is forbidden. Hindus consider monkeys sacred, living representatives of the monkey god Hanuman. Thousands of temples are dedicated to Hanuman, and many people feed monkeys in the hopes of divine rewards.

Monkeys have invaded government ministries in New Delhi, ridden elevators and climbed along windowsills. Monkeys slapped students inside a girls school in a south Bengal suburb. A gang of monkeys in the city of Chandigarh ripped up lawns, broke flowerpots and yanked sheets off beds.

Some monkeys, mostly loners, have bitten people, injuring and even killing small children.

"Monkeys are very furious," said Ujagar Singh, the Patiala district spokesman. "They are dangerous animals."

Officials have tried many tactics to fight the monkeys, mostly of the pink-faced rhesus variety. They have told people to stop feeding the animals. They have given monkeys an herbal contraceptive mixed in with cashew nuts. Hundreds of troublesome monkeys have been sent to wildlife sanctuaries. Last fall, the Supreme Court even decreed that New Delhi should be monkey-free.

But nothing has really worked, not the court order, not loud music, not patrols of government buildings by leashed larger primates called langurs. Every few months, news of a fresh monkey panic is reported somewhere in India. Occasionally, people get fed up. Late last month, 59 dead monkeys were found, dumped in sacks along the road in Haryana state.

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The monkey jail in Patiala, about 125 miles north of New Delhi in Punjab state, is in a corner of the zoo called Deer Park of Motibagh forest. In this vast country, someone else might have opened a monkey jail, but if so, officials do not know about it.

The Patiala jail is more like a single cell, about 15 feet wide, 15 feet deep and 12 feet high, with bars, chain-link fencing and wire mesh. A sign in front says: "These monkeys have been caught from various cities of Punjab. They are notorious. Going near them is dangerous."

None of these monkeys killed anyone. They're all basically thieves and pests. The first inmate was arrested in 1996, in the village of Sanam, after biting people as they shopped in a vegetable market.

Other monkeys stole clothes from nursing students and purses from women in an education administration office. One monkey stalked a housing complex in the Jalandhar district, stealing kids' lunchboxes and opening water tanks, where he drank the water, bathed and defecated. Two monkeys were picked up from the chief minister's house, basically for loitering.

"It only takes one monkey," said P.C. Atalia, the divisional wildlife officer in the Patiala district. "The rumors spread from one house to another, and soon there's a panic. The way the rumors heat up, you stop your kids from going to school, you lock all your doors."

The monkeys are captured with trapping cages and tranquilizer guns. Once put in jail, they are not given names. Instead, jailers refer to them by where they were caught: Sanam Monkey or Jalandhar Monkey.

"They are so notorious, why should we give them a name?" Atalia said.

 

"They don't listen anyway," added Surinder Singh, who is in charge of the Motibagh zoo.

There's no chance of parole for the monkeys, officials said. If any were released, there would be too much negative publicity, not to mention the possibility of mass hysteria.

The jail is dark. It smells rank, like concentrated monkey. The walls are stained, and the floor is covered with peanut shells and black peas. Ten monkeys live here now, the three newer ones still in isolation cages. Some monkeys sit slumped against the wall, occasionally picking up a peanut. Others pace. Urban State College Monkey stares at the ground. Mohali Monkey jumps from the floor to a high ledge in the back of the room, the only entertainment available.

Sanam Monkey, locked up now for 8 years, grabs the cell bars and occasionally grunts.

`Can't just jail them'

This place angers people such as Maneka Gandhi, an animal-rights activist who is also the daughter-in-law of former Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.

She said monkeys can be rehabilitated, taught in sanctuaries to live in groups and eventually released into the forest.

"You can't treat them in the same way as humans, as bad and good," she said. "You can't just jail them."

The newest inmate at Patiala, trapped in a cage on Monday, is called Ayurvedic College Monkey, named after the healing-arts school near where it was captured.

On Tuesday, a local newspaper ran a photograph of the monkey, crouching in front of his captors. The caption proclaimed: "Team of forest and wildlife officials catching a hold of a terrorist monkey."

On Wednesday, Ayurvedic College Monkey sat in his isolation cell, baring his few teeth and threatening to throw a bucket of water on anyone who came near.

In the neighborhood where he once roamed, people remembered him with a mixture of fear and fondness. Sure, he threatened the children with bricks, but he also was cute, people said. He was older, missing most of his teeth. His partner, who escaped, was the really scary monkey, they said.

At Baljeet Kaur's house, when the monkey demanded food, it was given cut apples and peeled bananas. Kaur, once bitten by a monkey, said she was happy this monkey was gone. But she also said she had no idea that it would spend its life behind bars.

"They told us they would keep him in the forest, with the other monkeys," she said. "They didn't tell us they would keep him in jail."

I would feel betrayed too, if a monkey attacked me and was sent to jail.
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Post icon  Posted 25 September 2004 - 07:13 PM

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The way the rumors heat up, you stop your kids from going to school, you lock all your doors."


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Posted 25 September 2004 - 09:54 PM

Those damn, dirty apes... mellow.gif
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 10:29 PM

They're not apes, Jane. Monkeys have tails.

EDIT - My god, I'm explaining about apes and monkeys to Jane.....

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 11:45 PM

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She said monkeys can be rehabilitated, taught in sanctuaries to live in groups and eventually released into the forest.

"You can't treat them in the same way as humans, as bad and good," she said. "You can't just jail them."


Keep monkeys in cages? Never! Humans though, that's super.

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 11:46 PM

I find it very difficult to take this arcile seriously. Its just so funnny.
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 12:06 AM

It is crazy but the article is an interesting read. The problem of monkeys running rampage through the city sounds a lot more serious than some of our users may believe. It's interesting to learn about this sort of thing. Did anyone here realise before reading this article that there was a serious problem with monkeys in India?
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 05:17 AM

Neither did I, and some of it was quite disturbing. But other bits were worded so ridiculously that I just laughed.
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 12:20 PM

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They're not apes, Jane. Monkeys have tails.

Yes, I know, but I just had to say it.

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Down the street, he briefly fled with a differential equations book and beat a calculator with his fist.


That monkey just doesn't like math...smart monkey.
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 01:55 PM

Seriously, though, that's a great excuse for not having your homework done.

"A monkey stole my textbook! .... And broke my calculator!"
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 02:08 PM

Cool monkey stuff like this never happens to me!
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 03:03 PM

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"A monkey stole my textbook! .... And broke my calculator!"

...I suddenly have the uncontrollable urge to say that in my next algebra class, just to see what kind of reaction I'd get. laugh.gif
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 03:46 PM

Oh.

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Posted 26 September 2004 - 09:24 PM

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In the neighborhood where he once roamed, people remembered him with a mixture of fear and fondness. Sure, he threatened the children with bricks, but he also was cute


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Posted 27 September 2004 - 12:06 AM

Exactly, thats why I can't take it seriously
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