[Chyld]

Now now, Girdag, let the vicious maiming couple get on with it...

*hunts badgers with spoons*

[Jane Sherwood]

(*glares death at Chyld*)

Can we strap him down with your Confusion? I'd like to see how he bleeds...and if your Confusion will try to eat him.

Chainsaw - yes. Sodering iron - Hmmmm...I haven't tried that one yet, mainly because I just don't have one.

[Yahtzee]

See, this is one of things that annoys me about the internet. You're all tough-talking about soldering irons and whatever, and in reality you're all hundreds of miles apart, hunched over computer machines, and should you ever actually attempt to lift an actual chainsaw with your real life arms, your atrophied muscles would instantly snap and leave you crying about having lost your ability to masturbate.

The whole internet is turning into one of those stupid imaginary playground games which inevitably end with someone bringing out the everything-proof shield. God you people annoy me when you're like this. You probably think I'm complaining about this jokingly without malice - well I'm NOT. People who type out pretend actions in parenthesis because they think it's cool or funny SHOULD BE HARMED.

This post has been edited by Yahtzee: 02 October 2004 - 09:21 AM

[Girdag Fireskull]

Yahtz, you just wiped out most of the people on your forum. Especially Jane, and you never know if she's dead.

[Rhubarb]

YZ, you massive hypocrite. I do it all the time, and so do people all over the damn HOTU forums, and you never said a bloody thing there, ever. Man, I'd love to see you try to pull this shit on Gremmi. Shit, 80% of all my MSN conversations are actions in parenthesis, or behind a '/'.

/alienates rest of forum

You're all tough-talking about soldering irons and whatever, and in reality you're all hundreds of miles apart, hunched over computer machines

YOU ARE SO RIGHT. I will stop pretending to type actions directly because OMG THE STUFF I TYPE IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING. Foolishness and whimsy must cease! Fun is counter-productive!

Also, I have some bad news for you. YOU ARE NOT REALLY GORDON FREEMAN LIKE YOU PRETEND because Gordon Freeman is tougher than you and has a hazard suit and a bazillion guns and is also not real, and if you tried to go out and kill aliens and soldiers, you would like, totally die.

I suspect you are trying to mimic my pissed-off outbursts and appear cool by association. It won't work.

AND DON'T FUCKING DISS THE EVERYTHING-PROOF SHIELD

[Girdag Fireskull]

AND DON'T FUCKING DISS THE EVERYTHING-PROOF SHIELD

Heh...gotta love that shield.

[Chyld]

*prepares the Everything Proof Shield*

Well, this should be an interesting battle of wills. Which angry mod will come out on top?

*starts taking bets*

[Girdag Fireskull]

One angry mod vs One angry mod with PMS.

I think I can guess which way this one will go.

*Runs before Rhubarb can kill him*

[Chyld]

Actually, I'm all for the actions on the 'net. There's no harm in pretending to stab someone, surely? Better than actually stabbing someone?

*Follows Girdag*

[Jane Sherwood]

(*ahem*)



(*sits back and waits for the action to begin...and I am really doing that*)

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 02 October 2004 - 01:26 PM

[Brick McRunfast]

Don't run! You guys will miss all the action!
*sits down*
Ever since my arms snapped off and I lost the ability to masturbate, this has been my only fun . . .

[Dark Comet]

Uh oh... weapons are being drawn, bets are being made, and the shield is being prepared.

I think I speak the bleedin' obvious when I say 'Claret is iminent.'

*Hides in bomb shelter and sticks fingers in ears*

I'm not claiming dominance over everyone else, BTW. I just want to be somewhere else when the shooting starts. Which is only common sense.

This post has been edited by Dark Comet: 02 October 2004 - 01:28 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Also, I don't masturbate, so even if my arms did snap off, not being able to diddle myself wouldn't exactly be my main concern.

And please, chainsaws are not that heavy.

[Brick McRunfast]

She has a point. And a knife. Let's all listen, shall we?

[Jane Sherwood]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.