[Chefelf]

Girlfriend bites boyfriend's tongue off
Wednesday, December 3, 2003 Posted: 6:23 PM EST (2323 GMT)

WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Wichita lost part of his tongue, police said.

Police were called to a loud fight about 9 p.m. Monday, at a home on the east side of the state's largest city.

Officers gave this report: After the argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue. Police recovered the piece, and it was re-attached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Police said the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.

http://www.cnn.com/2...e.ap/index.html

[Enhasa]

I guess she won’t get oral sex anymore....

[dentarthurdent]

he probably won't be asking for any either

[looktothesky]

I was expecting an article like this somewhere else! Not here, not here...

But wow, that's sad. But I've read worse.

Meh.

[Bananer]

Ew. :yuck:

[Ninja Duck]

Reminds me of the news story from the 90s about... nevermind.

[Jordan]

Whoa, I had my doubts about this one when I read the title. But now that I read the article in full I m convinced this is important news.

[Heccubus]

I've heard more disturbing stories that that regarding a guy losing part of his body to a sexual act. I'll leave that to your imaginations.

[Jordan]

Nothing amazes me anymore. Penises chopped off, tongues bitten off, people eating dead people, teachers having sex with students, etc....

[Jordan]

Jacqueline I was impress with your knowledge of deadly weapons. Can you actually use them? if so wanna marry me?

[looktothesky]

...Penises chopped off...

You read the one about the woman who twisted her husband's nuts so much that he died from not breathing due to the extreme pain? I hate that one.

[Heccubus]

Coroner: "Official cause of death? Asphyxiation due to nut-squeezing!"
Everybody Else In The Room: *grimaces in sympathetic pain*

[Enhasa]

Jacqueline I was impress with your knowledge of deadly weapons. Can you actually use them? if so wanna marry me?

Yes, although some better than others. The katana, the sai, and the rokushaku bo (6’ staff) are my weapons of choice. (I could put up a good fight the other weapons, but I would rather have a one of the weapons I mentioned.)

I’m also learning how to shoot, but although the gun is more practical than the sword, I am better with the sword and prefer it to the gun.

I was betrothed at birth. Just kidding, but I’m already getting married Summer 2004.

[sinister grinner]

at least she didn't bite his *hah(holy sound effect)* off.
but this doesnt surprise me, and doesnt sicken me near as much as other things.
you know that guy, meiwes, who's childhood dream was to eat his brother. and some guy allowed meiwes to stab him to death and eat him. my mom say's that meiwes's grin looked just like mine , which slightly disturbs me, but makes me laugh more. (i must have had an out of body experience).


P.S.
you were too late jordan. sorry.

[Jordan]

You're getting married? well there goes my boyhood fantasy about getting together with Red Sonja.

I m familiar with shooting guns. I enjoy shooting a couple of times a year. My father was a big time hunter back in the day so he introduced be to guns when I was about 12.

As far as hand combat weapons- Back when I was a punk kid, I saw a long wooden staff laying hidden in the long grass of my garden. I went to go pick it up to do some serious starwarskid horse play. What I failed to realize is that the staff was actually a rake. I discovered it was rake when I stepped on it and the staff end came up at the speed of light and smacked me in the face. The pain was terrible.