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Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts Thursday September 23, 2004

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 05:28 PM

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Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts
Thursday September 23, 2004

Some of the silly tunes Japanese pay to download to use as the ring tone for their mobile phones sure have their knockers, but it's for precisely that reason that a well-known counselor is raking it in at the moment, according to Shukan Gendai.

Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.

http://mdn.mainichi....3ringtones.html

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 07:06 PM

Wait. What?

He cured brainwashed cult members, and now he's developed a tune to increase breast size?

Is that what he did?
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 10:45 PM

Sadly, he was seduced by his ability to convince people of things, and the feared has happened: he is using his powers for evil.

Either that or he is the stand-in other group of little-people performers in Uzbekistan
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:16 AM

Not a scam! I too have increased my cup size with sonic vibration!

Send random amounts of money to my PayPal account and I will show you how!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:27 AM

How random?
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 02:13 AM

Yeah, are we talking like "I'm buying a boat" random, or "I need grocery money" random?
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 03:05 AM

Who knows? Keep sending different quantities until you hit the jackpot!

Please not this product currenly only works for enhancing man-boobs, but a girl-friendly upgrade is in the works. Keep watching this site!
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 06:21 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6081728/

Check out this article. I always wondered why dogs would let humans talk them into sniffing for bombs. Now I know. It's to avoid being trained to smell people's urine.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:01 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Sep 24 2004, 03:13 AM)
Yeah, are we talking like "I'm buying a boat" random, or "I need grocery money" random?

"I need to finance Chefelf's Star Wars DVD collection" random. wink.gif

I think that this new venture may indeed be Mr. Tomabechi's wax winged flight upward.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:54 AM

How wax-winged? Are we talking Cedar or Icarus (aka Pit)?

& obviously the only way to increase bust size is through the JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ method.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 08:29 AM

No, no, no, it's those arm excercises accompanied by the song:

We must, we must!
We must increase our bust!
The bigger, the better,
The tighter the sweater,
The boys depend on us!

Remember that episode of Punky Brewster? It seems to have worked wonders for her. Not sure abotu Cherie or Margeaux though.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 10:53 AM

I can't enter into this discussion and stay relatively clean, so I'm not going to. Wait, nevermind... This doctor is clearly either Jesus or a liar. I snort derisively in his direction, MUD style.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 08:22 PM

think of all the men who will start singing to their girlfriends now!!!
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 10:22 PM

i don't know what to think of this. soon, he'll create a certain smell that will make men's,...........................hair bigger.
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Posted 10 October 2004 - 08:27 PM

post 1984... cool...

anyway...

what's the deal here huh? most of the news section ends in my name... what's going on you apathetic bastards?
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