I hate smoking. I hate smoking so very, very much.
What do I hate the most about it at the moment? I hate the fact that its proliferation around the globe is at insane proportions and virtually no government seems to care. In Japan for instance, virtually every person (man or woman) above the age of 17 smokes... literally. In Korea, every male in that very large age group smokes. Yet neither government seems to acknowledge that there's a problem. In Japan for instance, the government allows cigarettes to be sold from vending machines that are placed on every single street corner in the country.
Another thing I am frustrated by is the stupidity of people who take up the habit. There is no excuse for anyone my age or younger to be smoking. We have been told time and time again our whole lives of all the dangers of smoking - lung cancer, heart attacks and the rest of it. But the fact of the matter is that even now, new people are starting the habit.
It is illegal to sell cigarettes to anyone under the age of 18? It should be illegal to sell cigarettes to anyone who was born after 1970.
Now I'd like to have a go at the different types of smoking behaviours that particularly irk me -
People who smoke indoors.
Anyone who steps into an enclosed environment with limited air circulation and thinks 'Hmm... I might light up a cigarette' is too stupid to enjoy the priviledge of breathing oxygen.
People who smoke near infants and small children.
Shoot them in the head. Take them out the back and shoot them in the head.
People who smoke in a line of people at a bus stop or other similar setting.
This is really inconsiderate. When there is a line of people at a bus stop, they have no choice but to wait there until the bus comes. People who step into such a line and just light up with no regard for anyone else in the queue need a good clip in the back of the head with a 2 X 4.
People who smoke outside the entrances to buildings.
These people are sick. They make entrances into little gauntlets so anyone entering or leaving a building has to pass through a cloud of smoke. This is really where police need to enforce the laws about loitering.
People who smoke while they're driving.
In Australia, it is illegal to drive while using your mobile phone. This is because it is a distraction when you're driving and that could potentially cause an accident. Surely having a burning cig in your hand while your operating a vehicle could also be a distraction?
Also, it's a bit hard for me to forget that time when I saw a guy smoking in his car, who when he threw his cigarette out, burnt down all the foliage on the traffic island.
Okay, now onto one of the things that angers me the most - the arguments smokers put forward for their "rights"....
Many smokers say that whether they smoke or not is their choice. They like it because it makes them feel calm and so what's wrong with it?
Here's the problem. It's NOT their choice. "Their" choice affects everyone around them. Cigarette smoke is unsightly, it smells terrible and it really irritates my throat. I get quite sick from prolonged exposure to cigarette smoke and I hate just how damn dirty and nasty it is. When smokers light up, they are exposing everyone around them to it. And what's more, their secondhand smoke causes more harm than what they themselves inhale.
I don't mind if they want to adopt a life threatening habit for themselves and destroy their health. But how dare they make that decision for other people? And how on earth does any government think it's reasonable that they should have that right?
I remember talking to a friend of mine who smoked. I asked him "Why don't you inhale all of that smoke instead of blowing it around everywhere?"
He replied "Well, I inhaled it once and it made me feel sick."
To which I told him. "Well, now you know how I feel."
Is this an individual right? To be able to pursue habits that negatively affect the comfort, health and well-being of others? If so, should I exercise it for myself? Perhaps I may. I could buy a large collection of aerosol cans and spray them in smokers' faces.
If anybody asked me to stop this, I could just simply say "Well, it's my personal choice. You see, spraying aerosol into other people's faces makes me feel calm."
This post has been edited by Just your average movie goer: 25 September 2004 - 01:57 AM