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Bush warns of more violence in Iraq, Afghanistan Saturday, September 18, 2004

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Posted 18 September 2004 - 11:49 AM

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Bush warns of more violence in Iraq, Afghanistan
Saturday, September 18, 2004

KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (Reuters) -- President Bush warned Saturday that deadly guerrilla violence in Iraq and Afghanistan could worsen in the coming weeks as the two countries move toward national elections.

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More violence? In the two countries we just razed? Wow, this Bush feller is some sort of psychic genius!
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 03:04 PM

Hmm... This is the most brilliant campaign strategy ever. We're going to bomb their countries into the ground and then leave so they can have fun and democracy. Unfortunately they're immediately going to elect Al Sadr and Mullah Omar and then we'll have to start the process all over again. Thanks president Bush.

Also in another news cast the president has made a startling revelation. It seems that after poking his dog in the ass with a stick for two years that the animal has turned around and bitten him.

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 10:26 AM

Whats this about him trying to give money to stop aids? Is this currying favour for an election that I smell?
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 06:47 AM

In other news a gentleman from New York named James Ward is on a mission to kill the president and I also found this troubling tidbit on MSNBC

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6067570/

Yusuf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stephens, was kicked out of America today because he is a muslim and he is against the war. No. This is not a joke. They kicked Cat Stephens out of the country. Isn't it great how people are free to have dissenting opinions here and know that the worst that can happen to them is that they'll be forcibly deported? I think that's what the terrorists envy so much.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 10:19 AM

Cat Stevens!
I am very heavily refraining myself from spewing forth innumerable obscenities.
Cat &*@!-ing Stevens...
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 06:35 PM

they didn't just kick him out...
they diverted the plane he was on heading to america.

This is your captain speaking.... our excpeted arival at LAX has been postponed indefinatley, due to the fact that there is amongst us a traitor.
As a member of PABAAH, I can't allow into the country anyone who I know did not vote for President Bush!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 08:00 PM

Why dosn't preisdent Bush just paint on a piece of wood "No Muslims allowed club" and nail it to the statue of liberty? This is attrocious, especially because the guy is clearly not of the crazy variety of muslims. When a guy writes a song called "Peace train" It is generally to be assumed that he is not going to go about killing people. Fuck, maybe I'm wrong, maybe his whole life and all of his hits on US pop charts were just to gain our confidence so he could use his musical powers to crash a plane into the whitehouse, maybe Bush has saved us all from a horrible terrorist attack purpetrated by the singer of such songs as "Wild World" and others.
Yes, clearly that's what it is...

Well so far he's put a kennedy and a singer/songwriter on his list of terrorist sympathizers. I wonder how many non-famous people are being persecuted. It really sickens me to see what this country is coming to.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 10:41 PM

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Why dosn't preisdent Bush just paint on a piece of wood "No Muslims allowed club" and nail it to the statue of liberty?

Well if he did that, he'd still have to let one in.
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 11:56 PM

wow, I guess it really is a wild world.
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