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Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial Friday, September 17, 2004

#1 Chefelf

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 01:35 PM

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Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial

MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, Spanish newspaper El Sur reported on Friday.

The middle-aged man from Seville -- the city of Don Juan and Carmen -- said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment" and domestic abuse, a term used more often to describe wife-battering.

The judge shelved the case, Andalusia-based El Sur reported.

http://cnn.netscape..../1112620302.htm

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#2 Laura

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 01:53 PM

Five days!

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 02:03 PM

And I thought that Josh Hartnett had it bad in 40 Days and 40 Nights.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 03:10 PM

I agree, five days is MUCH worse.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 03:47 PM

You know the best way to get some sex from your wife after a five day drought? Sue her.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 04:18 PM

You know when you sue me baby, it makes me sooo horny!

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 04:47 PM

My god, FIVE WHOLE DAYS without sex? Lucky for him that she doesn't have heavy periods, isn't it?

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:17 PM

Well, I guess he'd better be prepared to spend the REST OF HIS LIFE without it. You know, once she divorces him and he's publicly humiliated.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 09:40 PM

"Just Begin Again." (Spinal Tap, 1992(with Cher))

In some states, it's a marital right. That may have changed, seems kinda backwoods to me, but I believe it's written per se.

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Posted 18 September 2004 - 12:28 AM

fry the b*tch!

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 10:39 PM

and yet, if he had an affair, i bet she'd get mad...

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Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:26 AM

I'll try this again, and hope that POST is no longer an illeagle operation.

I remember hearing that in some African countries, a husband can leagally demand sex from his wife at any time, and that if she refuses, he can go to her father for monetary compensation.

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Posted 20 September 2004 - 09:43 AM

Better than having sex at two year intervals with idiot-beasts instead of women, in a fashion not entirely differently varied from experiences incomparably different from my own...

*checks he's lost everyone, runs off*

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Posted 20 September 2004 - 10:23 AM

wha?

what did you do?

or should i say...

what did you do?

hmmm... wait, no never mind i've lost myself.....

but i like the cash idea...
"dude, your daughter wont put out... can i have 50 bucks to go get loaded?"

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Posted 20 September 2004 - 10:25 AM

Chyld, I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that so I don't have to bother with chasing you down to smack you.

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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