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Posted 18 September 2004 - 04:23 AM

Jariten- But Anakin was a twat. I'd rather have Vader as my father than HIM.

"Luke, I am your father"

"Oh, that's cool."

"I am also the character portrayed by Haydyn Christiansen in the prequels"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... -deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -cough, cough- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -looks at watch- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted 18 September 2004 - 01:08 PM

what about the bit where he jumped out of the speeder with a curt "if you`ll excuse me.."

come on, everyone liked that bit tongue.gif
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 03:14 PM

I'd have liked it if it had made sense. For instance the speeder should have crashed into the ground from the momentum of his fall, and he should have been splattered on the windshield as well. It would have been a valiant suicide attack to stop the chick that Palpatine hired Dooku to hire Jango Fett to hire. He would have lived on as a hero in my memory for... What the hell am I talking about, no he was a really dumb character and nothing can redeem him. Let's not forget that he gave the english language our worst come-on in history.

"Your vagina does not contain sand. However I would like it to contain my dick at some point in time"

"I'm going to stare at you as if you were a piece of meat and you're going to find it attractive"

"I dislike democracy. Let's fuck"

"Nope, no sand here, guess it's safe to get biz-zay"

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Posted 18 September 2004 - 11:08 PM

I don't mind him dropping, but it's ruined by Zam, and the whole cockamamie assassination... I mean, there are "LITTLE" things in AOTC, but the bigger, overall things ruin the rest of things, and they overlap and pile on each other. It's like a pig-pile for a quarter...
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Posted 19 September 2004 - 05:35 AM

Here's something that might have made Ep2 a pretty decent movie. Just eliminate all this shit about hobo fett and mojo fett and zam and the robots and the slugs of the apocalypse. Have Dooku try to kill padme (for what reason we'll never know but at least this would have been simpler and not introduced so many useless characters)

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 05:46 AM

Actually that brings something to my mind. I figured out how the PT could be worthwhile and really it's very simple. Just don't let the audience know that Palpatine is evil. Some subtlety goes a long way and this would have been uber cool. That way the whole politcal bullshit could have taken a backdrop to a well thought out story with the occasional newscast or comments highlighting Palpatine's subtle rise to emperor-hood. At least it would have been better than making it insanely obvious.

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 08:07 AM

in what ways is it too obvious? one of my favourite things about TPM is that Lucas made the audience guess and try to work things out alone. he gives us clues, but its never outright stated.
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Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:56 AM

Palpatine is just too damned evil. Anakin is just too damned evil. You hate Anakin and are just waiting for him to turn into Darth Vader even though he has NO and I repeat NO apparent reason to do so yet (another thing to be revealed in the mysterious ep 3) Everyone knows its palpatine, just face it. The movie would have worked far better if it had behaved like a real mystery and left Palpatine out until the final episode. Instead they toss him at us at every possible chance. Anyone with half a brain could see that it was Palpatine. Where's the mystery in this thing? I knew the first time I saw TPM that it was Palpatine and everyone else did too. The evil grin at the end of TPM? EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! It is not at all subtle. The whole senate/palpatine/politics/laughable seperatist conflict should have been kept safely in the background with only hints at what Palpatine was up to. Then you see the last movie and you say "Oh yeah that does make sense" and then you watch the trilogy in order and see all the little hints and you put it together. That aint gunna happen with these films.

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Posted 20 September 2004 - 09:53 AM

it would be nitpicking if we found a hair in our omlet...
but lucas served us a bowl of hair....!!!
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