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Posted 17 September 2004 - 03:26 PM

ok, my last one wasn't as good. better idea:

girl: damn he's quiet. why's he so quiet?
boy: how long does this damn rohypnol take anyhow?
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:20 PM


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Posted 17 September 2004 - 07:01 PM

GIRL: This date's going nowhere... I knew I should have worn my 'f*ck me' skirt.

GUY: ...Is that a man or a woman?...

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 09:08 PM

I, too, have to go with Laura's idea being the best so far, but I keep imagining the guy thinking something like "I like meat." Or simply some picture of a football game or porn.

Girl: What's he staring at that's so damn fascinating? He's hasn't looked away for ten solid minutes!

Guy: Should I be worried that she's jailbait?

...I'll change it when I can think of something funnier...
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 10:18 PM

OneWithStrange's entry is spookily close to the captions I added for the review...
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 10:50 PM

QUOTE (Girdag Fireskull @ Sep 17 2004, 03:54 PM)
Right pigtail, according to the thought bubbles.

Touché.
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 11:42 AM

Left, right. Pfft, Same thing!
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 03:21 PM

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OneWithStrange's entry is spookily close to the captions I added for the review...


Is that good or bad? Should I be fearing for my life right now?

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This post has been edited by OneWithStrange: 18 September 2004 - 03:28 PM

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Posted 18 September 2004 - 08:25 PM

GIRL: I'm never gonna get laid...

GUY: Hey! I can't hear anything when I put my hand over my ear! Whaa?!

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 08:31 AM

Girl: Oh no, I think I left the coffee pot on at home.
Boy: Oh no, I think I've locked the keys inside the car....
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Post icon  Posted 22 September 2004 - 05:19 AM

Heres a good one, had me laughing:

Girl: i wonder if i should tell him im a man? maybe not...

Guy: i wish i had the balls to tell her the truth... im gay!
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 07:32 PM

Had you laughing? Were you breathing something illegal at the time?
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 08:30 PM

GIRL: When is he going to realize that this outfit is actually just painted to my naked body ?!?

BOY: When is she going to realize that this outfit is actually just painted to my naked body ?!?
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 04:22 AM

MONKEY

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MONKEY
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 05:20 AM

wow, u guys sure know how to make a guy feel welcome, first im crazy and know im high... whatever, heres a better one, similar to my first but better, and by the way yahtzee... did u read the rest of the crap other ppl posted, i mean come on?? whatever heres my next one

Girl: damn this loser, what shall i do to get rid of him... maybe if i tell him im a man in womens clothing!

Guy: this sucks, should have told her i was gay... man i wish she was a man, cross dressers turn me on!
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