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Caption Competition! Whee fun time

#1 Yahtzee

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 01:10 AM

Excuse me while I slap on my forced smile.

Okay, forum's been pretty dead of late, so in an effort to bring up the morale of the troops, I'm posting a little caption competition. The following is an image taken from an upcoming review of a hentai cartoon. Just fill in the two thought balloons and the funniest one will be... the funniest! And everyone will like you.

For an idea of context, this pair are supposed to be having a romantic dinner. Now, flex those comedy muscles!

As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.

#2 Laura

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 08:42 AM

awright... I'll start us off slow.

GIRL: I wonder if he likes me. I hope he likes me! Did I eat too much? Not enough? Too slow? Too fast? I ate too fast, didn't I? He hates me. I hate myself.

GUY: I am wearing a shirt.

#3 Shawnathan

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 09:17 AM

GIRL: I wonder if he feels like dancing

DUDE: I hope she doesn't ask me to dance, cause' I have a boner.

--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad

#4 SimeSublime

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 10:41 AM

Girl: Why isn't he looking at me? Doesn't he like me? Does he think I'm ugly? Why's he ignoring me? Why isn't he saying anything?
Guy: Geeze, I hate having to have lunch with my cousin.

This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 16 September 2004 - 10:41 AM

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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#5 Stalky

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:02 AM

QUOTE (Shawnathan @ Sep 16 2004, 09:17 AM)

GIRL: I wonder if he feels like dancing

DUDE: I hope she doesn't ask me to dance, cause' I have a boner.

HAHAHAHA!

Girl: I'm bored. Even my ex-boyfriend gave me a better time than this.
Guy: This is so tedious. Even her ex-boyfriend gave me a better time than this.

(Yeah, it sucks, but I felt obliged to post an entry along with the laughter)

#6 spacemonkey

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:09 AM

girl: how will we pay
boy: ok, as planned - go dutch go dutch go dutch

#7 looktothesky

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:11 AM

Girl - So, come on buddy.. I need my payment for last night...

Guy - Who ARE you?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#8 Chris

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:33 PM

Girl: I like the way he stares off into the distance, deep in thought, uncompelled to make mindless small talk.

Guy: I think I may have just shat myself.

#9 Scid

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 08:17 PM

I loved Laura's. I thought the guy thinking: "I am wearing a shirt" was pretty funny.

Girl: Why won't he say anything? I got here half an hour ago and he hasn't looked at me once. Maybe he's ashamed to talk to me in front of his friends. Maybe I should say something, but won't he ...

Guy: Damn, that girl is late! If she's not here ten minutes from now I'm going home.

#10 Heccubus

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 12:31 AM

Girl: "I wonder if he notices that our clothes match..."
Boy: "I wonder if she noticed that my flies are undone."

I apologize in advance, but it's 1:30 AM. I can't do much better right now.

#11 Little princess

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 01:50 AM

Girl. Shall I say something first?

Will he think I'm too forward?

Does my bum look big in this chair?

Am I too boring?

Boy. Wonder what time football's on?

#12 SimeSublime

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:54 AM

QUOTE (Stalky @ Sep 17 2004, 12:02 AM)

Girl: I'm bored. Even my ex-boyfriend gave me a better time than this.
Guy: This is so tedious. Even her ex-boyfriend gave me a better time than this.

(Yeah, it sucks, but I felt obliged to post an entry along with the laughter)

Well, I found it quite funny.

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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#13 SkinnedAlive

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 10:52 AM

GIRL: I hope he isn't like my other boyfriends.

BOY: Everything will seem fine and then BAM I hit her with the tentacles.. Score! *mentally punches air*