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Norwegian sexologists unveil "penis atlas"
Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Publishers Dinamo will make a first presentation of an unusual book project, the Penis Atlas, on Thursday. The work of four sexologists a photographer and a designer, the volume uses photographs of 100 men in order to inform, demystify and correct many existing misunderstandings about the male sex organ.

Sexologists Esben Esther Pirelli Benestad, Ragnhild Dahl Keller, Geneviève Fonteneau Hardeberg and Einar Aakvåg identified a need to educate and dispel prejudice about a common topic that remains burdened by various inhibitions.

The publishers said the authors try to give a complete and correct presentation of the penis, in different ways and from differing viewpoints.

The book also includes a unique photo project, where 100 men are photographed in relaxed and erect state, and data on the size, variation according to weight and height, shape, color and more is catalogued and discussed.

http://www.aftenpost...ticle865900.ece

This kinda makes me wish I'd finished writing my "penis thesaurus".

[Amber-Nicole]

Porn? No, no, no! This is merely an innocent little atlas, Professor!

[Jane Sherwood]

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What about a "penis dictionary"? Let's see how long it takes people to start protesting this book.

[barend]

in order to inform, demystify and correct many existing misunderstandings about the male sex organ.

realy?

what misunderstandings...

here, i'll fix it up for you right now... in my new short book:

the PENIS: Fact and Phalusy

chapter one: description

elongated organ located in tactically unsafe area on male body.
ingredients, a shit load of pleasure receiving nerve endings.
use: fluidic disposal, procreation, holding towels when needlessly arroused.
much like a dog, it chases pussy and loves to be patted frequently.
can sometimes be used as a lie detecter.

Chapter 2: Phalusy

anything else you've heard.

the end

by Barend!!!

[Jordan]

I read in a friends maxim that Girth is the key to pleasing women.

This post has been edited by Jordan: 08 September 2004 - 10:17 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Then why do people always go on about length? If someone uses the "It's not the size, it's how you use it." line, does that mean that they're lacking in that department.

I'm honestly clueless. How sad is that?

[Jordan]

According to the same article in Maxim, Length is not an issue. All the sensitive nerves on a women's vagina are located close to the front. I'm not sure if Maxim is the best source to get this stuff from, but it's all I got.

[Slade]

Heh. I like the sailing metephor: "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." I could probably go into some detail on male genitalia, but I'd creep myself out, and that lets you know how creeped out you'd be!

Barend: Your word play Phalusy was brilliant. It's like intelligent toilet humor. I didn't think it existed! I love you and want to father your children... Wait, that's just the lack of sleep talking. In all seriousness though: good call, man. I gotta go to bed before I say something even worse on here.

And yet here I go anyway... screw drugs, just go for 20 hours straight without sleep! Nope, my brain kicked back in before I could dig a deeper grave for myself. Good night.

[Paladin]

Oh great, everything you needed to know about your favorite organ!

[Amber-Nicole]

Ha, it's certainly not my favorite organ.

[reiner]

[jyd]

Atlas...WHAT!? i dont need a map to find my pee-pee

[Chefelf]

Jordan, if you want to make sure that you are completely out of touch with the wants and desires of women, you keep on reading Maxim.

Ladies, do the same with Comso.

[Amber-Nicole]

Ha, Cosmo is so dorky. On the cover of every issue they have something like "24 new hawt sex moves to make him moan! And stuff!" And eventually they must run out of ideas, so the moves start becoming like "First, stand on your head and do a handstand. Then get him to tie himself to an overhead fan, positioning himself directly above you, and then get ready for hawt, fantastic secks!"

[barend]

cosmo is evil...

they always say shit like:

play mind games with the man you want, that'll get him in the mood...

not working... then act stranger more elusive and act like you don't like him... that'll paint a clear picture for him.

yeah, they're on the balll...

and MAXIM? ah as bernie mac said on SNL, "Maxim, isn't that that magazine for boys who are too affraid to buy porno?"