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Norwegian sexologists unveil "penis atlas" Wednesday, September 8, 2004

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Posted 09 September 2004 - 10:05 PM

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Posted 09 September 2004 - 10:31 PM

I think the whole size idea was invented by men. Women don't seem like the types who go about comparing the statistics of their partners or how many partners they've had. Men seem way more concerned with size than women do.

I am personally insulted that a penis atlas has been published before my book. I hate them.

I'm pretty sure that this book is trying to dispel stereotypes about tall, black and big footed people having large penises while fat, asian and short people have small ones.

My other question, as an author who relatively knows of the business is: who the hell are they marketing to? I mean who is really going to read this. Sure some people might buy it as a novelty item but they're depending on a very tiny part of the population, namely single people or couples without children. I'd imagine unstable males would buy it to see how they measure up but I really can't see a woman seriously wanting to buy the penis book.

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Post icon  Posted 09 September 2004 - 10:57 PM

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...I am not going even going to think about how you came up with that.


You'd be amazed with the wierd and gross things that I come up with. wink.gif
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Posted 10 September 2004 - 12:05 AM

she is amazing...
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 12:29 AM

yeah guys thinkj they're cool and gross, but a boilermaker told me the graffiti in the girls toilets are always worse!!!
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Post icon  Posted 13 September 2004 - 05:44 PM

:angry: What a waste of your talent amber. You and joey should have better things to do than post on this thing.
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Post icon  Posted 13 September 2004 - 05:54 PM

You're a dork, David. Cheffy.com > Your silly Gmail forum. tongue.gif
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Posted 13 September 2004 - 10:11 PM

QUOTE (Budasolkai @ Sep 13 2004, 05:44 PM)
:angry: What a waste of your talent amber. You and joey should have better things to do than post on this thing.

eloborate...

make a list dude, otherwise your point is just hearsay.

and there's nothing worse then an unvalidated insulting statement like that!!!
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 02:33 AM

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 09:16 AM

Should I use the classic BFK, the shovel, the tazer, or the lightsabre (yes I still have that around)? Decisions, decisions...

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 08:33 PM

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My other question, as an author who relatively knows of the business is: who the hell are they marketing to? I mean who is really going to read this. Sure some people might buy it as a novelty item but they're depending on a very tiny part of the population, namely single people or couples without children. I'd imagine unstable males would buy it to see how they measure up but I really can't see a woman seriously wanting to buy the penis book.


he he he ehhehe heheh...

"a very tiny part"

he hehehe hehe eh eh
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 06:11 AM

Valid point.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 08:59 AM

Heheh, I was looking at "measure up".

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