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Posted 30 September 2004 - 07:26 AM

im not sure about the films anymore. i think over exposure/too much quoting etc. has blunted the actual content and humour for me.
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 04:05 PM

i saw it at spencers, try spencers.

i saw parts of two mules for sister sara last night, another clint eastwood movie.
(he had to touch sister saras butt to shove her up a tree, cause he thought someone was coming. later)

clint: "i'd like to apologize sister, about before."
sister sara: "it's alright, the lord can forgive you from touching my ass just to push me up a tree."
clint: (surprised) "where did you learn language like that sister."
sara: sister harriet, she was telling us how there are other words for the different parts of the body, thats the ass."
clint:wheres sister harriet from.
sara:philadelphia
clint:......i'd sure like to know what she did before becoming a nun.

i realize that that is more than one line, but it's still funny.
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 11:07 PM

Transformers: the movie

"First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you. Its a pity you Autobots die so easily, or i might have some sense of satisfaction now"
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Post icon  Posted 01 October 2004 - 06:45 AM

Transformers: The creepy fanfic website.

...No. I'm not even going to quote it.

http://www.tfrid.com...fics/adult.html
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 10:05 AM

Dear god... ohmy.gif
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 02:34 AM

How the hell did you find that in the first place?
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Post icon  Posted 02 October 2004 - 10:16 AM

Heh. SA link of the day a few days back. Morbid curiosity made me actually click it.
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 12:12 PM

are you guys serious?

You want the truth? You CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

and

I ain't got time to bleed
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 01:52 AM

hmm, noone's mentioned any of my three favorite sources yet...Evil Dead, any of the Marx Brothers movies, or (cheating a bit, I know...sorry...) Samuel Clemens in general.

Dune is also pretty amazing, quote-wize, as are the technology progression quotes from Alpha Centauri (I need to track down (or maybe make) a list of those).

Anyway,as far as misquoted lines go, another good one is "Play it again, sam." Never said. It was from a Casablanca parodya few years later. The line was "You played it for her, you can play it for me."

I'm not all that brilliant, I got that from Wikiquote. http://en.wikiquote....f_misquotations

A friend of mine has an absolutely HUGE compendium of really cool quotes, I can't remember the link, though. If anyone wants a copy, I can send it...It is top flight, encompassing movies to some of the better magic card quotes through warhammer quotes to web comic quotes. Not bad stuff, but it is pretty damn long.
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 09:21 AM

I saw some of Casablanca over the weekend, and sorry I missed the first half. It has so many quotable lines, but what I got from it was that our hero shot first, and his victim was unarmed. cool.gif
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 02:10 PM

Pretty much. Great film! biggrin.gif
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 09:49 PM

i watched highlander: endgame the other day......it sucked.
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 11:17 PM

Antonio Banderas in "Four Rooms" speaking to Tim Roth "Did they misbehave?" You have to see it to truly grasp it.

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 08:14 PM

Breakfast Club -- John Bender: "Well, I've never met any lepers, either, but I'm not about to join one of their fuckin clubs."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail -- "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" . . . "I got better."

Oh, and there's so much good stuff in LotR. Aragorn in FotR: "I would have followed you to the end . . . into the very fires of Mordor." And Aragorn in RotK, his whole "Stand, Men of the West!" speech and Sam: "I can't carry it for you . . . but I can carry you!" . . . Oh man, good stuff.

And Garden State -- Sam: "I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got."

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 12:25 PM

Maybe it's just because I'm on a big Beetlejuice (Betelgeuse) kick right now, but these keep popping to mind.

Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


Delia: I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me.

[In the waiting room of the afterlife]
Barbara: Adam, is this what happens when you die?
Receptionist: That is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he dies
[pointing to charred man, woman cut in half, etc.]
Receptionist: and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now
[shows her slit wrists]
Receptionist: I wouldn't have had my little accident.


Betelgeuse: Nice fuckin' model. (*honk honk*)

Heheh...brilliant movie. I've loved that and the cartoon ever since I was little.
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