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Since just about everyone on the forum seems to be writing a parody of something or other, I thought I'd post a link to my own Knights of the Old Republic parody, which can be found here. No pictures I'm afraid, just a script, but it's got quite good reviews so far. It's only half-finished, but it gets updated every now and then.
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My own parody Jumping on the bandwagon
#1
Posted 16 September 2004 - 01:39 PM
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#3
Posted 16 September 2004 - 10:20 PM
that totally rocked...
i'm a bit anoyed for tw reasons...
1. half the reason i did that char list for KOTOR, is cause i was planning a story, but got caught up in this LOTR thing...
but i love what your doing, your picking on the things i would and more, so it's a superior work...
2. i'm illiterate.
(i like pix)
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but great job so far!!! very on the ball
i'm a bit anoyed for tw reasons...
1. half the reason i did that char list for KOTOR, is cause i was planning a story, but got caught up in this LOTR thing...
but i love what your doing, your picking on the things i would and more, so it's a superior work...
2. i'm illiterate.
(i like pix)
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but great job so far!!! very on the ball
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#4
Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:30 AM
QUOTE (barend @ Sep 17 2004, 04:20 AM)
that totally rocked...
i'm a bit anoyed for tw reasons...
1. half the reason i did that char list for KOTOR, is cause i was planning a story, but got caught up in this LOTR thing...
but i love what your doing, your picking on the things i would and more, so it's a superior work...
2. i'm illiterate.
(i like pix)
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but great job so far!!! very on the ball
i'm a bit anoyed for tw reasons...
1. half the reason i did that char list for KOTOR, is cause i was planning a story, but got caught up in this LOTR thing...
but i love what your doing, your picking on the things i would and more, so it's a superior work...
2. i'm illiterate.
(i like pix)
-------------
but great job so far!!! very on the ball
Well, maybe we could work together. You provide the pictures, I'll add the dialogue
QUOTE
The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
QUOTE
Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#5
Posted 17 September 2004 - 09:11 AM
I love what I'm seeing. I was surprised at how long it was. It's been up for so long without telling us? But I love it anyway, its just so, so right.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#6
Posted 17 September 2004 - 04:40 PM
I wasn't sure how well-received it would be. I'm quite shy about sharing stuff I've written.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
QUOTE
Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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