Sub plot for ep3 Ooooh look an obscure character
#1
Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:56 PM
Enter Obi Wan Kenobi, lightsaber blazing as he murders henchman of the evil darth Sidious.
Obi Wan: I wonder why all of Chancelor Palpatine's aides are so well armed. Dosn't make a bit of sense to me...
Sniveling Henchman: Ah, so, it is you. Well it looks like we shall have to duel.
Obi Wan: Indeed it does, clearly this battle cannot be decided by me braining you with my lightsaber, but by a game of patty cake. But tell me, my nemesis, why did you bring your son?
Sniveling Henchman's son: I wanted to go to the fair, don't ask me!
Sniveling Henchman: I wanted him to see me doing battle with the Jedi so that he could remember this day, and one day act as the sniveling henchman in command of the building of a weapon that will help Darth Sidious to rule the galaxy!
Obi Wan: Darth who now?
Sniveling Henchman: Never you mind! Patty cake patty cake baker's bread!
Obi Wan: (the battle growing heated now) Bake me a loaf as fast as you can!
Sniveling Henchman: GAAAARGH! I am slain. Son, follow in my footsteps... avenge... me...
Sniveling Henchman's son: -Picks up his fathers uniform-
Enter Palpatine
Palpatine: You, boy, go get my ship ready to depart
Sniveling Henchman's son: Yes m'lord, but it will take a long time
Palpatine: I hope not, for your sake.
Obi Wan: Oh, hello Mr. Chancelor, fancy meeting you here.
Palpatine: Sure is, buh-bye.
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#3
Posted 02 September 2004 - 08:39 PM
announcer (horse race commintator voice):"and it's off, doku passes it to a young moti who refuses to believe he just met a sith lord, but in turn passes it to baby snaggletooth, who ducks into the moseisly cantina construction site, where he passes it to the forman, a young guy named hammerhead, ooh, he's got a deep voice that one, and now it's in the hands bossk, oh no wait that's bossks dad, and he's running along but wait, he's snagged his wookie pelt on something, it's an animal rights protester, named han solo, and he's on a skate bord, the fastest skatbord in the galaxy, it made tony hawk run in less than 12 city blocks, oh but wait, a young lietenant Neida has snatched it off the kid, and delivered it to Bib fortuna, etc. etc."
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Posted 03 September 2004 - 09:12 AM
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#5
Posted 03 September 2004 - 09:17 AM
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#6
Posted 03 September 2004 - 09:45 AM
Probably an 85% chance in my estimation.
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#7
Posted 03 September 2004 - 09:50 AM
As for the main topic, I'm afraid that I didn't get it.
#8
Posted 03 September 2004 - 09:57 AM
the thing is that the Chewbacca thing was impossible to hide since Peter Mayhew had to sign the whole Lucasfilm Contract of Silence so he wouldn't be killed for leaking information. Therefore we know that Chewbacca will appear. Since Harrison Ford won't be playing young Han (though it would be hilarious if he did) we won't know for sure until it's released.
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#9
Posted 03 September 2004 - 12:53 PM
the thing is that the Chewbacca thing was impossible to hide since Peter Mayhew had to sign the whole Lucasfilm Contract of Silence so he wouldn't be killed for leaking information. Therefore we know that Chewbacca will appear. Since Harrison Ford won't be playing young Han (though it would be hilarious if he did) we won't know for sure until it's released.
I gotta agree with you on that, elf.
A young Han Solo appearing in the PT films would be hilarious.
I would watch Ep. III just to see that. :yuck:
Maybe, have a scene in which Padme runs acoss this cocky little kid who keeps calling her sweetheart or something...
#10
Posted 03 September 2004 - 12:58 PM
They think this one movie will make the previous two better. They also think it will tie up the PT and leave no loose ends.
#12
Posted 04 September 2004 - 12:17 AM
They think this one movie will make the previous two better. They also think it will tie up the PT and leave no loose ends.
That is so damn true, isn't it? How many times does Jariten fall back on that one? That's why I think we'll all need to be kind to Jariten after the third movie comes out. Here's a guy who has been sticking with George Lucas the whole way, like a battered wife staying in a relationship with an abusive husband.
WE can't get hurt any more by these films. Because we don't have any expectations for the third one except a great list of hilarious reasons to hate it (I'm expecting over 100 this time around). But alas, poor Jariten... he's going to get hurt, guys. So we'll all have to pitch in and help him through it.
#13
Posted 04 September 2004 - 12:25 AM
This was a satyre on the inclusion of Jango and Boba Fett in episode two. Boba had as many lines as the guy on the death star and yet he gets like two movies for his backstory. I think the guy from the death star should too. As a matter of fact since Lucas won't yield to good fan requests (like eat shit and kill yourself) maybe he'll go for a bad one. Howabout it folks let's have a campaign to have the death star guy included in ep three.
all together now! WE WANT DEATH STAR GUY, WE WANT DEATH STAR GUY!
As for the young Han Solo I think he'd be approximately ten or twenty at this time so we can expect to see dialogue like this.
"Fuck off Chewie, you've held me back long enough. I'm going to fly the kessel run faster than anyone before me! I will be the greatest of all smugglers!"
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#15
Posted 04 September 2004 - 12:53 AM
Is EXACTLY what I'd say if I was an idiot.
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