[Scid]

I thought the latest article was good. The one about how Yahtzee hates things on the internet, and also hates certain people on the internet. I felt he really spoke to me. I have read probably all of the updates on this site, and this one ranks highest, along with the one with the lightsabers.

Good article, Yahtzee!

[Yahtzee]

Are you yankin' my crank?

Even I know it was an inexcusable descent into unbridled rage and raw hypocritical egotism. I wrote and uploaded it under the influence of the funny pills the doctor gave me.

[Scid]

I'm not yanking. I know it's hard to read if I'm serious from my tone, but I am.

I think part of the reason I liked it so much is because I've been itching in the same place, and your article was a relief. Like a written version of the blues, if you know what I mean.

[SimeSublime]

Just out of curiosity, whats up with all the masturbation references lately? I don't remember there being so many before.

[Chefelf]

I think the recent LucasArts article was a little heavier in said references than most are. And it was HEAVY.

[Chyld]

Only one thing to comment: LucasArts Spunk Planet!

*notices the presense of a smily, and prepares his Anti Being-Twatted-By-The-Webmaster Shield*

[Jane Sherwood]

I'm a bit put off by the "I hate people who threaten their fellow forum posters with violence and murder, when in reality their limbs make twiglets look like suspension bridges and, like deep sea archer fish, have been known to explode when brought into sunlight." bit.

You know, the kind of feeling where you want to look around wide-eyed, tilt your head, point at yourself and say, "Who...me?" Then hide your imaginary internet knife behind your back and attempt to whistle nonchalantly...

Also, something I've learned about typing under the influence of medication: Don't do it. Especially if it's sleeping pills...

[Chyld]

Some of my best writing is done when I'm doped up on drugs...

Oh, pharmacutical drugs! Ah!

...never mind then.

[Stalky]

If you don't stop withthe rubbish jokes Chyld, I'm gonna rip your arms off and feed them to your arsehole.

Ah, bollocks.

[Little princess]

Ah Yahtz, don't give yourself excuses.

Don't blame it on the doctors pills.

This is you, lovable old murderous minded, sex-clogged, brilliantly inventive you.

Why do you think we all love you so much?

[Jane Sherwood]

Because we have nowhere else to go...?

I would say, "Because he provides The Funny," but I feel that would be grossly oversimplifying it.

See, I'm typing under Ambien's sleepy influence right now! I can still see straight enough to type, but as I am feeling quite silly at the moment, I shouldn't be...naughty fingers. Stop typing my silly thoughts...

[Chyld]

*staples limbs to torso*

But my arsehole is allergic to my limbs...

[Dark Comet]

I've always wondered how people in Yathzee's type of position feel when the get incredibly flattering emails... Now I know!

I think there's a major difference between respecting somebody and digging what they do, and sucking up to them and wanting to be their frieeeend.

I thought the pic was pretty good... it was almost as good as that pic from the Spark.com with the little kitty poking its head out of a Big Mac.

[Little princess]

You talking to me Comet?

You sound slightly peeved and jealous.

No, I don't want to be Yahtzees friend, I might be disappointed.
This distance is fine.

[Dark Comet]

Nananana... I was just commenting on the article in general.