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Some of my best writing is done when I'm doped up on drugs...
Y'reckon? Post some of them here. Assuming you're serious, that is.
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This is you, lovable old murderous minded, sex-clogged, brilliantly inventive you.
Why do you think we all love you so much?
Why do you think we all love you so much?
There is a line drawn as to just how affectionately flattering you can be to a person without making that person's girlfriend go all narrow-eyed and peevey.
And I believe the masturbation references are due to the fact that he's been reading many articles from this site, uh, which I was about to link to, but seems to be down. Oh well, it was probably too hardcore for you people anyway.