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#1 User is offline   Little princess Icon

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Posted 02 September 2004 - 02:00 AM

I told you didn't I?

I told you he was an adorable arse'ole, didn't I?

I'm exactly like him you see. (oh yes).

I bet if you were to meet him, he'd be polite, shy, diffident even...
yet underneath he'd be seething with murderous hatred,
imagining the hideous death he'd planned for you.

Hee hee. (gleeful snigger).

I'd like to get up Yahtzees nose,
knowing that he hated me and couldn't show it.
I'd be thinking, come on you bastard, show your true colours, but he wouldn't, he'd be the well-brought up English boy who can only say what he feels on the internet.

Right?
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Posted 02 September 2004 - 08:13 AM

Well, you could turn him around with you're winning smile, like so biggrin.gif
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Posted 02 September 2004 - 02:55 PM

Bad, LP. Psychologically torturing the webmaster is bad.

(*mock-stern face, shakes finger*)
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 02 September 2004 - 07:05 PM

Well, there goes that plan...

*moves onto carefully calculating how to psychologically torture Janey...*
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Posted 02 September 2004 - 07:29 PM

I'll hurt you, dammit.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 02 September 2004 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Sep 2 2004, 08:29 PM)
I'll hurt you, dammit.

She will.



For reals.
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Posted 02 September 2004 - 09:45 PM

I'm proud to inform you... and Yahtz...
that I haven't used a hated smiley in my whole life.
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Posted 03 September 2004 - 06:47 AM

QUOTE (Stalky @ Sep 3 2004, 08:05 AM)
*moves onto carefully calculating how to psychologically torture Janey...*

Why bother with that? Its so much easier if you just try to hug her.
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Posted 03 September 2004 - 07:13 AM

Unfortunatly, it seems highly likely that said hated smilies have been pruned from my forum, where they regularly get used. Under less pretentious terms, mind...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 04 September 2004 - 02:31 PM

Heh... unlocking the real Yahtzee.

There's a task for the pure of heart... or for the brave. Still, its a noble cause.
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Posted 04 September 2004 - 05:01 PM

I wouldn't piss him off too much, if I were you...
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Posted 04 September 2004 - 09:48 PM

OOooooOOOOooooo.

Why Rhub?

What dreadful secrets can you tell us?
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Posted 04 September 2004 - 11:51 PM

Well... it's just that not all of us are polite, shy, diffident, well brought-up English.

*cracks knuckles*
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Posted 05 September 2004 - 03:22 AM

*hides behind Jane*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
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Posted 05 September 2004 - 03:32 AM

Hides behind Chyld, whilst surrepticiously slipping commie propeganda into his pocket.

Damn, too much Paranoia.
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