Don't you just love him? Update
#1
Posted 02 September 2004 - 02:00 AM
I told you didn't I?
I told you he was an adorable arse'ole, didn't I?
I'm exactly like him you see. (oh yes).
I bet if you were to meet him, he'd be polite, shy, diffident even...
yet underneath he'd be seething with murderous hatred,
imagining the hideous death he'd planned for you.
Hee hee. (gleeful snigger).
I'd like to get up Yahtzees nose,
knowing that he hated me and couldn't show it.
I'd be thinking, come on you bastard, show your true colours, but he wouldn't, he'd be the well-brought up English boy who can only say what he feels on the internet.
Right?
I told you he was an adorable arse'ole, didn't I?
I'm exactly like him you see. (oh yes).
I bet if you were to meet him, he'd be polite, shy, diffident even...
yet underneath he'd be seething with murderous hatred,
imagining the hideous death he'd planned for you.
Hee hee. (gleeful snigger).
I'd like to get up Yahtzees nose,
knowing that he hated me and couldn't show it.
I'd be thinking, come on you bastard, show your true colours, but he wouldn't, he'd be the well-brought up English boy who can only say what he feels on the internet.
Right?
#3
Posted 02 September 2004 - 02:55 PM
Bad, LP. Psychologically torturing the webmaster is bad.
(*mock-stern face, shakes finger*)
(*mock-stern face, shakes finger*)
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#8
Posted 03 September 2004 - 06:47 AM
QUOTE (Stalky @ Sep 3 2004, 08:05 AM)
*moves onto carefully calculating how to psychologically torture Janey...*
Why bother with that? Its so much easier if you just try to hug her.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#9
Posted 03 September 2004 - 07:13 AM
Unfortunatly, it seems highly likely that said hated smilies have been pruned from my forum, where they regularly get used. Under less pretentious terms, mind...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#14
Posted 05 September 2004 - 03:22 AM
*hides behind Jane*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish