[Heccubus]

Okay, Yahtzee has been known to use these as a full update, but I think it would be better to just put them in a forum topic. Since some of them are outrageously hilarious.
dan huard
Another link between Heccubus' Domain and Tech TV. Hurrah.
halloween skeleton lunges forward
I'm going to start a band called Halloween Skeleton Lunges Forward now.
slapping testicles

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Good to see that Heccubus' "Sit The Fuck Down And Shut The Fuck Up" Program is still attracting some interest.
robotic owl hoot toy
Eeee! Someone else knows what Hootbot is!
smileygram
I think this means that someone had the same great idea that I did...if I see it anywhere else, I'm suing.
pepsi taste challenge
I'll bet that was a disappointment.
jon gutner
Hmmmm...

It does frighten me somewhat that I have received a total of nine visits from US Government machines, but the list of countries on my stats page has increased significantly since switching to a non-free setup. I think that's kind of neat.

[Heccubus]

Well, I found the explanation for the "testicles" one...

[Reader]

halloween skeleton lunges forward

slapping testicles

That first one would make an excellent band name, no doubt about it.

"Slapping Testicles".... that is effin' effed.

[Stongbah]

It does frighten me somewhat that I have received a total of nine visits from US Government machines

I don't understand how it frightens you when you don't even live here and have never posted anything related to terrorism or such.

[Amber-Nicole]

Why don't you understand it? The U.S. government is creepy, no matter where you're from.

[Heccubus]

So far for December, I have received but one search string, and it fills me with pride. Are you ready for it?

"i hate mr. wendy"

God bless you, my friend.

Also, one from last month, just click it to see why it makes me happy:
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