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I lot of Will Smith movies are bad, but there are actually kinda good.
The thing is that Will Smith's movies costs millions of dollars.
Movies that could have been very bad But were actually very good
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 04:00 PM
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:08 PM
Santa Clause Conquers The Martians is hilarious. Of course, that's kind of because it's bad...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:44 PM
Can you imagine Manos: The Hands of Fate as a horror film that scares you because it's genuinely creepy and not because it's so laughably incompetent?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:50 PM
Super Mario Bros.
Actually I enjoy it, it's a good movie, but the bad thing was it was based on a excellent game and some fans were disapoint.
Actually I enjoy it, it's a good movie, but the bad thing was it was based on a excellent game and some fans were disapoint.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:54 PM
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I enjoyed the movie Darkness Falls. Not seriously... but then, how could you take a movie about how the tooth fairy is evil seriously...? It's beautiful!
I enjoyed the movie Darkness Falls. Not seriously... but then, how could you take a movie about how the tooth fairy is evil seriously...? It's beautiful!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
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"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 07 January 2006 - 10:53 PM
I saw 9 to 5 earlier. That came out the year of ESB and I still saw it in the theater a time or two. It's got some funny sequences; Lily Tomlin's character has this demented (pot-induced) Mary Poppins fantasy with weel cute forest critters (animated) where she kills the boss.
Jane Fonda actually had a line that made me laugh, which I never would have expected.
You can also see her eat some meat AND shoot a gun.
Jane Fonda actually had a line that made me laugh, which I never would have expected.
You can also see her eat some meat AND shoot a gun.
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Posted 07 January 2006 - 11:05 PM
The Convent; horror movie trash of the highest order.
Dog soldiers; No real budget to speak of, dodgy dialogue, instant classic.
House of the Dead; Uwe Boll managed to produce a film soo bad, it went gone full circle.
Dog soldiers; No real budget to speak of, dodgy dialogue, instant classic.
House of the Dead; Uwe Boll managed to produce a film soo bad, it went gone full circle.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 08 January 2006 - 08:53 PM
Star Wars II......nevermind.
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 08:38 AM
King Kong.
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 10:58 AM
Now that I think about it, Pirates of the Caribbean could have been a god awful piece of crap. Thank god it didn't. Here's hoping the sequels hold up.
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 02:46 PM
Has anyone seen Toolbox Murders?
Though it was about murderers who murder with tools.
About a man who was deformed on the construction of a hotel followed by a curse. He lived behind the walls and set traps to feed of visitors.
I like the bit where he broke through the window with a drill to drill the lady at the back of the head. That must have tickled.
Also the end bit where he captured, I think a police or workman, and poured acid on the face after waking up.
Though it was about murderers who murder with tools.
About a man who was deformed on the construction of a hotel followed by a curse. He lived behind the walls and set traps to feed of visitors.
I like the bit where he broke through the window with a drill to drill the lady at the back of the head. That must have tickled.
Also the end bit where he captured, I think a police or workman, and poured acid on the face after waking up.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 09 January 2006 - 02:52 PM