Yay! it's the Olympics! (well it is.)
#2
Posted 14 August 2004 - 12:26 AM
I personally hate the olympics. The only good thing to come out of the Sydney games was that channel 9 showed Farscape three times per week.
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#4
Posted 14 August 2004 - 06:06 AM
Why watch the Olympics when you can just play "Track & Field"?
Seriously, I love that game.
Seriously, I love that game.
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#5
Posted 14 August 2004 - 06:12 AM
I hate the olympics too. I've never sat through one event without leaving due to boredom.
The athletes from weathly countries get paid shit loads and have the best of the best training facilties.
The whole thing is rigged i tell you.
The athletes from weathly countries get paid shit loads and have the best of the best training facilties.
The whole thing is rigged i tell you.
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#7
Posted 14 August 2004 - 08:40 AM
Well, it actually meant something once upon a time. Originally, the whole idea was that they were amateur games. And you knew that the guy who won the 100 metres race was a baker who worked almost 24/7, didn't have a lot free time to train and certainly didn't get paid to do so and have a great coach thrown into the deal with a load of sponsorship.
So when he won the race, you could say. "My God! I didn't know Bob the baker had such a wonderful natural ability for this sport. Go, the everyman!"
Next point - the main purpose of it all was supposed be bringing the nations of the world together for the interest of peace. And one thing I really love about the Olympics is seeing all the nations of the world marching together. That is something really special...
... however, it is undermined by the fact that as soon as these games are over, or even while they're still going, the wars and conflicts continue. So the noble ideal is nothing but a token gesture... and it always will be unless nations actually realise that talk and lip service alone do not bring about peace.
Next point - track and field sports and watching people swim up and down a pool over and over again, no matter whether they are different people or different events, is dull. I cannot understand how the Olympics grew to be such a spectator sport.
Give me the World Cup Soccer, or even a local match, any day.
Last point - specialising in an Olympic Event is such a stupid thing to do, when you really think about it. Our bodies are designed with muscle systems, that when we apply ourselves, can allow us to be reasonably good at a large number of things.
For example, if I want to run really quickly, using my anaerobic energy, I can. But if I want to run a long distance, I can do that also.
However, someone who specialises in going the distance events, like a marathon, specialises their body so much that they cannot sprint. They are hopeless at it.
While the reverse is also true. 100 metre sprinters would probably get knocked up by a high school cross country event.
And if being super good at one tiny little skill (and generally a skill that's useless for everyday life) and hopeless at everything else is not bad enough...
the extreme stress that some of these athletes put their bodies under actually ruins them shortly after they retire. There are a lot of retired athletes out there... and a large number of them are in very bad shape, many years before old age gets the rest of us.
So when he won the race, you could say. "My God! I didn't know Bob the baker had such a wonderful natural ability for this sport. Go, the everyman!"
Next point - the main purpose of it all was supposed be bringing the nations of the world together for the interest of peace. And one thing I really love about the Olympics is seeing all the nations of the world marching together. That is something really special...
... however, it is undermined by the fact that as soon as these games are over, or even while they're still going, the wars and conflicts continue. So the noble ideal is nothing but a token gesture... and it always will be unless nations actually realise that talk and lip service alone do not bring about peace.
Next point - track and field sports and watching people swim up and down a pool over and over again, no matter whether they are different people or different events, is dull. I cannot understand how the Olympics grew to be such a spectator sport.
Give me the World Cup Soccer, or even a local match, any day.
Last point - specialising in an Olympic Event is such a stupid thing to do, when you really think about it. Our bodies are designed with muscle systems, that when we apply ourselves, can allow us to be reasonably good at a large number of things.
For example, if I want to run really quickly, using my anaerobic energy, I can. But if I want to run a long distance, I can do that also.
However, someone who specialises in going the distance events, like a marathon, specialises their body so much that they cannot sprint. They are hopeless at it.
While the reverse is also true. 100 metre sprinters would probably get knocked up by a high school cross country event.
And if being super good at one tiny little skill (and generally a skill that's useless for everyday life) and hopeless at everything else is not bad enough...
the extreme stress that some of these athletes put their bodies under actually ruins them shortly after they retire. There are a lot of retired athletes out there... and a large number of them are in very bad shape, many years before old age gets the rest of us.
#8
Posted 14 August 2004 - 07:30 PM
China won gold in the Air Rifle competition. So did I, 8 years ago at some fair up in kelowna.
I wonder if her metal is filled with wood chips, like my teddy bear was.
I wonder if her metal is filled with wood chips, like my teddy bear was.
This post has been edited by Jordan: 14 August 2004 - 07:31 PM
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#12
Posted 15 August 2004 - 09:10 AM
Wow, people actuall agreed with me on this. That hasn't happened since...ever, actually. Another thing I hate about them is the fact that for a pretty much useless event, they put a hell of a lot of money into it. Especially the host, one would assume. It would be so much better if that money was put into useful endevours, such as education, healthcare and world aid.
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#13
Posted 15 August 2004 - 10:01 AM
New Olympic event: Falling Off of Bikes, wherein the leaders of the countries compete.
Russia on this new Olympic event: "The Americans have an unfair advantage!"
Russia on this new Olympic event: "The Americans have an unfair advantage!"
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#15
Posted 15 August 2004 - 09:19 PM
Yeah, it's amazing how the most miniscule of errors can break the entire routine. Whereas it seems difficult enough to just stand on the thing without falling off.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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