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#31 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:31 AM

Holy crap, Barend! This is great! The casting is perfect too. I just love the look of all the little hobbits especially. And Jane as the Bartender! How cool was that?

And of course, Saruman and Despondent reminiscing about the good old days...

That is just beautiful!

(although of course, I realise that somewhere along the line, I will see my own untimely demise...

.... ah well... it's just a movie... um, right?)

Keep up the great work, Barend!

EDIT - I loved Jen's "You try to take it and I'll smash your face in with this stick!" line. I lost it there for a moment.

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#32 SimeSublime

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:41 AM

Yeah, I forgot to mention the casting. The picture of Chefelf in the opening had me laughing out loud. Though I have to say, online is the only place I'd be described as a hobit.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:49 AM

True, but you look fantastic as Pippin's stand-in, Sime.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:50 AM

Having not been cast yet, I'm almost afraid to see where I wind up in all of this...

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 04:08 PM

sime is merry...

hecc. you were originally pippin... but that picture of electricprune with the wine won her the part at the last minute... your comming up... and reader is not too far behind.

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#36 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 04:53 PM

...I'm not sure what to think about the bartender thing. I was afraid you'd cast me as Gollum or something...

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 05:19 PM

That's the damned funniest thing I've seen in an age! I'm now rather ashamed of my webcomic attempt now. Keep it up!

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 06:01 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Aug 18 2004, 05:53 PM)

...I'm not sure what to think about the bartender thing. I was afraid you'd cast me as Gollum or something...

I'm probably the only one here skeletal enough to portray Gollum...I thought you'd wind up being Sarumon, actually...

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Post icon Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:12 PM

Heh. Maybe you aren't the only one, Hecc. It's a struggle for me to stay at 105 pounds. And outright impossible to gain anything over that.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:56 PM

hmmm... no gollum in FOTR. (well no prominent shots anyway).
but no guessing!!! damnit!!

CHyld, your back in the upcomming chapter, and AMBER, if you get up pic of reiner up it would be helpful...

at least Helena is going to be easy to do...

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Post icon Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:39 PM

Reiner says he'll put a pic up for you tomorrow, Barend.

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 07:44 AM

QUOTE (Amber-Nicole @ Aug 19 2004, 01:12 AM)

Heh. Maybe you aren't the only one, Hecc. It's a struggle for me to stay at 105 pounds. And outright impossible to gain anything over that.

My heart bleeds for you...

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 09:47 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Aug 19 2004, 07:01 AM)

I'm probably the only one here skeletal enough to portray Gollum

I could almost pull it off. I'm definatly thin enough, but too tall. Then again, I'm a hobit now

But seriously, my ribs are(just)visible without having to suck in my gut. More interesting, you can actually see my pulse.

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#44 barend

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 09:53 PM

see your pulse? *shudders*

that reminds me of when Kate Moss started dating Johnny DEpp, and I said wow, if she gets pregnant you'll be able to see the baby kicking...

(of corse, that was quite a while ago and models have gotten thinner in general)

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