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Man trying to lose 800 pounds Wednesday, August 11, 2004

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 04:06 PM

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004 Posted: 2:23 PM EDT (1823 GMT)

Doctors treat man who once weighed half a ton

Patrick Deuel, 42, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to a Sioux Falls hospital eight weeks ago.

SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota (AP) -- A man who once weighed more than half a ton has lost 321 pounds under the care of a team of doctors and hopes to lose 450 pounds more.

Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, Nebraska, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to Sioux Falls' Avera McKennan Hospital eight weeks ago. Deuel, who is just under 6 feet tall, is on a 1,200 calorie-a-day diet.

"If we hadn't gotten him here, he'd be dead now," said Fred Harris, Deuel's lead doctor.

The former restaurant manager has been bedridden since last fall. He has battled heart failure, thyroid problems, diabetes, pulmonary hypertension and arthritis, and needed help just to roll over in bed.

"Until recently, I wasn't able to see any light at the end of the tunnel," he said Monday from his hospital bed.

A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed.

According to the Guinness World Records Web site, the record for heaviest man in the world is 1,397 pounds (629 kilograms), held by Jon Brower Minnoch of Bainbridge, Washington, who died in 1983.

Deuel, who has battled weight problems all his life and blames his condition in part on genetics, said it took months to find a hospital. Hospitals closer to his home balked at admitting him, he said.

"I got scared because I couldn't help him anymore, and I didn't know who would help him," said his wife, Edith.

Harris said Deuel's care could cost millions of dollars, much of which the hospital may have to cover. Officials found a special ambulance, and hospital workers joined two beds to accommodate Deuel.

One of Deuel's goals is to walk out of the hospital. He also wants to go to a Nebraska Cornhuskers football game, and just take a walk with his wife.

"Even though he's faced negativity all these years, he's not a negative person," Edith Deuel said. "He's almost always been able to stay bubbly and make jokes and be happy."

http://www.cnn.com/2...n.ap/index.html


Isn't it great that there is a group called the League of Human Dignity that can help restore dignity to unfortunate people by helping to arrange for them to be driven to a local livestock scale, where they can be weighed?

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 04:41 PM

I'm suprised his wife did not step up at 400 lbs. Isn't that part of being married, helping one another? She deserves tar & feathers.

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 04:58 PM

Are they saying he lost 321 lbs in 8 weeks?!? Because that's what the article makes it sound like.

Losing that much weight that fast would kill you, unless maybe it was surgically removed...
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 05:14 PM

Ha! I knew you had a ghost writer, Keebler!
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Post icon  Posted 11 August 2004 - 09:49 PM

How in hell did he get to weigh 1,072 pounds in the first place?!

Self control people.... self control.... When you can't walk anymore it means its time to put the cheeseburger down.

Also having the record for being the heaviest man isn’t much of an honor when you think about it.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (Cheesehead @ Aug 11 2004, 09:49 PM)
Also having the record for being the heaviest man isn’t much of an honor when you think about it.

But who would really want to think about that? Hell, I say when you reach 800 pounds you might as well just say, "I'm screwed, so I might as well make a name for myself."
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:38 PM

Even if he does lose all that weight, his skin will be permanently stretched. Then people will call him Bob Saggy and poke him with sticks. He's doomed.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:46 PM

Now I don’t know anything about skin, medicine or anything at all for that matter but couldn't he like cut the extra skin off and saw the rest so it isn’t stretched?

Perhaps he could make a raincoat out of the old skin?

Or a tent? wink.gif

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:21 PM

People, don't let yourselves become the world's heaviest people. Follow my patented doctor approved diet. It is also so simple, anyone can do it! Just follow these two simple rules: 1.) DON'T FUCKING EAT SO MUCH. 2.) GO FOR A WALK ONCE IN A WHILE.

Ooh, a skin raincoat? He'd be the envy of every sociopath wearing human skin. How they would all drool at him during their insane serial murderer conventions. I bet the best anybody else would have would be a bloody human cape, or maybe a hat.

Yes Cheesehead, there's a plastic surgery procedure where they cut off your spare skin and sew the rest back together.
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Post icon  Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:33 PM

Ah so I was right... there’s something new...

And in my defense I was just trying to think of ways he could use the spare skin without wasting it and since everyone loves raincoats… Damn it was a stupid idea…..

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:35 PM

"When you can't walk anymore it means its time to put the cheeseburger down."

Hehe!

"Isn't it great that there is a group called the League of Human Dignity that can help restore dignity to unfortunate people by helping to arrange for them to be driven to a local livestock scale, where they can be weighed?"

Hey, at least it wasn't a scale at the county fair. Although I really think when you weigh 1000 pounds and cant move without help your self image isn't going to be hurt too much more by some grade schoolers calling you fat...

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:45 PM

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And in my defense I was just trying to think of ways he could use the spare skin without wasting it and since everyone loves raincoats… Damn it was a stupid idea…


Slow down there! I may just be criminally insane, but a raincoat made out of human skin seems hilarious to me. You, sir, are The Man. Not like the Government Man, the super cool The Man.
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 12:03 AM

i saw a guy like this on Dateline once, interview with his wife, for breakfast every morning she would make him 2 pounds of bacon and some other stuff. it was a bunch of other stuff but what really stuck in my mind was 2 POUNDS OF BACON. i feel dirty after 2 pieces of bacon. and i feel sick after 2 pounds of anything. i feel no sympathy for this fatass, dont eat 2 pounds of bacon every morning on top of other stuff...have cheerios u fucking fatso, even froot loops..jesus and roll yourself over in bed you lazy ass dont have someone else do it...0 sympathy really
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 12:20 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Aug 11 2004, 11:35 PM)
"When you can't walk anymore it means its time to put the cheeseburger down."

Hehe!

"Isn't it great that there is a group called the League of Human Dignity that can help restore dignity to unfortunate people by helping to arrange for them to be driven to a local livestock scale, where they can be weighed?"

Hey, at least it wasn't a scale at the county fair. Although I really think when you weigh 1000 pounds and cant move without help your self image isn't going to be hurt too much more by some grade schoolers calling you fat...

"When you can't walk anymore it means its time to put the cheeseburger down."





...........hahahaha more like 50 cheeseburgers.
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 06:38 AM

It's easy to sit here as people who aren't morbidly obese and say, "Go for a walk, you lazy ass!" However, let's not forget that this man had a serious problem. It is hard to imagine how it gets to that point, however, there are many factors other than diet that could create an unfortunate situation like this.

As for the Dateline that jyd mentioned, you have to wonder at that point what the deal with the wife is. If I ever reach a point where my spouse wants 2 pounds of bacon a day, I think I may just have to speak up and say, "Well, since you can't even get out of bed, how about I make you two pounds of fresh fruit instead. Then we'll start cutting that back since that's WAY too much fruit to be eating every day!"
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