[K1NGWARREN]

Rock band probed in sewage dump
Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Chicago Police are investigating whether tour buses for a rock band dumped raw sewage from the Kinzie Street bridge onto people aboard a popular architecture boat tour Sunday.

"It was terrible,'' said Holly Agra, president of Chicago's First Lady Cruises. "Everybody is a victim except the people on the bus, the people who did that. It's unforgettable. I find it hard to believe it was an accident. We certainly would like the owners and operators to step forward without us having to chase them down.''

More than 100 people were aboard the packed Chicago's First Lady at 1:20 p.m. Sunday when the sewage was dumped from two tour buses passing overhead, witnesses told police. The sewage splashed onto the boat and into the eyes and mouths of tourists. The boat immediately returned to the dock, and five people went to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for tests and treatment, police said.

http://www.suntimes....nws-boat10.html

The article makes no mention of Limp Bizkit, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it's them.

[reiner]

"It was terrible,'' said Holly Agra, president of Chicago's First Lady Cruises. "Everybody is a victim except the people on the bus, the people who did that. It's unforgettable. I find it hard to believe it was an accident. We certainly would like the owners and operators to step forward without us having to chase them down.''

"Well I never!" was the impression I got from this woman. Illegal? Yes. Immature? yes. Unforgettable? Nah I'm pretty sure you'll get over it.

[Chefelf]

Unforgettable? Nah I'm pretty sure you'll get over it.

Well, they'll get over it, but who is going to forget the time that someone dumped crap on them?

[K1NGWARREN]

a bird pooped on me the day before yesterday (for real) and I havent forgotten it (yet).

[Cemetery guy]

Well Kingwarren, it appears that my specially trained doves have begun their work. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Despondent]

I took one of those architectural river tours a couple years back and I can still cite a dozen anecdotes. I'd think that lady should be happy it didn't hit the water. Why that would have been an ecological travesty!

[Zerahsedai]

I want to know what rock band they are suspecting.

[K1NGWARREN]

Hey Cemetarydude, just you wait until you meet the wrath of my poop-flinging monkeys!

[Slade]

Yeah, not if my cyborg hawks get all of your monkeys first! They are "solid metal" it's a new design capable of time travel and fashioning designer-wear clothing to sell to morons who think that it's worth the extra 300$ for a special label on their clothing.

[barend]

all my favorite US bands are from chicago...

I'll look into it, see if its anyone i know...

[J m HofMarN]

Well now we all know what Michael Jackson's been up to.

[srmoore]

http://www.chron.com....mpl/ae/2728299

They fingerd Dave Mathews.. but the band says no.
Wonder who it could be then.

[Stongbah]

I doubt they'd actually step forward. I just hope it is them so I have an excuse to hate them. But I doubt they would do something like that in their hometown on the north side where all the yuppies (read: target audience) live.