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A NEW HOPE The Greatest JYAMG Movie Outing Ever!

#1 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 12:17 PM

Here it is....

You may want to turn up your gamma and brightness settings to see this... otherwise it'll be too dark. Last note, wait until you see the words "The End" before hitting a reply... as I can't post all of the images at once.

My settings are Gamma - 0.90
Brightness - 1.00
Contrast - 1.40

Okay. Read and enjoy!

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 12:18 PM

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 12:19 AM

Woah, I get a great line, thanks! You should have dragged out the Han and Greedo thing until it reached Trigun like proportions

Greedo: -Fires a shot at Han but misses-

Han: Calm yourself Greedo, violence never solved anything.

Greedo: Your sentimental foolishness will only get you tortured by the empire. Eat blaster! -Fires once more but Han dodges-

Han: I understand why you have to do this Greedo. I'm sure the bounty will mean food for your family and a way to pay the mortgage but there must be another way.

Greedo: Why wont you die! -Fires several shots at him, each being dodged-

Han: Make love, not war!

Greedo: Damn, I've failed. For my honor, I must die! -Turns the blaster on himself. Misses. Tries again and kills himself-

Han: (in horrible edited version type girly scream) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Greedo... Somehow I can't help but feel guilty for your needless doubt. I will carry my remorse with me forever though I'll never mention it after this scene.

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 12:29 AM

But we better make clear that if Mr Lucas is reading this, it's not a suggestion.

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 09:50 AM

Wow, that was way longer then I expected. I love the effort you put into it, it really came along quite well. There were a few lines which I particularly loved, especially the one about Michael J Fox. He came soooo close.

And don't feel too bad, Super Star Wars was too hard for me as well.

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:40 AM

Why, thank you.

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There were a few lines which I particularly loved, especially the one about Michael J Fox. He came soooo close.

He did, didn't he? It's uncanny.

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a bit of trouble with Super Star Wars. Ah, those games only encourage cheat codes.