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Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:34 PM

In Gothic II? Well, the bloody mages won't let you join their club if you don't give them 1000 pieces of eight and a sheep... so you fetch one from a farmer, say "Come with me, Liesel" and it'll follow you with some happy jumps and... it's hilarious.

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:43 PM

Aaaa! I thought there is an "escort the sheep" quest in KOTOR 2 and I thought my memory is playing tricks with me.

The quest you are describig sounds a lot like quest from Heroes of Might and Magic IV -" an old wizard will give you a pair of Crocodile skin boots if you bring to him 550 faeries and 20 nagas " - and HOMM IV is not even a RPG game....
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 02:33 AM

I thought you meant Might and Magic IV for a second there. I found VI VII and IX unplayable enough, I couldn't imagine IV *shudders*
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 12:49 PM

QUOTE (A Link to the Past @ Jun 22 2005, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does HK-47 mean Human Killer? c_c

Also, you need an Ewok.




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"And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!!!"
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 08:38 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Aug 4 2006, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I quite liked the mining facility the first time through. It's just doing it over and over again everytime you start that annoys me. It's like Irenicus' dungeon in Shadows of Amn. I know, me critisising something from Shadows of Amn, it's very odd. But it just had to be said.


So true... its so fuck annoying having to go back and forth throughout the dungeon and then finally when your out, your too worn to play anymore, so you go to sleep and then when you wake up its the next morning and you find out you wasted an entire day playing through the fucking FIRST CHAPER!
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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:03 AM

Can't help with the minig facility, but with Chapter 1 of Shadows of Amn:
http://www.pocketpla...p...8&Itemid=79

Dungeon be gone is a dream come true.
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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:29 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Aug 7 2006, 04:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can't help with the minig facility, but with Chapter 1 of Shadows of Amn:
http://www.pocketpla...p...8&Itemid=79

Dungeon be gone is a dream come true.


Oh the lord has mercy... thankyou Sublime, thankyou... crying.gif Im so happy...
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 07:47 AM

Whoever thinks that Cobnat doesn't even know what Sime is talking about, and just loves to reply to everybody, raise your hand. *raises hand* tongue.gif
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 11:11 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 11 2006, 04:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whoever thinks that Cobnat doesn't even know what Sime is talking about, and just loves to reply to everybody, raise your hand. *raises hand* tongue.gif


Silent fool! Cant ye see that Subslime has given me a link to all the Baldurs Gate mods I can ever dream off!?
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 02:47 AM

Firstly, who the hell is Subslime? It's Sublime.

Feelings of indignity aside, sorcerors.net has a large list of links to various mods for BG2.
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 06:31 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Aug 15 2006, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Firstly, who the hell is Subslime? It's Sublime.


Subslime sounds better... dry.gif
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 11:12 PM

No, no it doesn't.
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Posted 17 August 2006 - 11:22 AM

I agree with Mr. Sublime. What is subslime? Something below slime?
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Posted 17 August 2006 - 11:30 AM

Oh mi gawd, I was about to say something really geeky... first linux and now this... makes me a little bit afraid of myself. unsure.gif

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Posted 17 August 2006 - 11:31 AM

Gobbler, go grep yourself if you're not going to just say what you were going to. tongue.gif
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