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Why We Like Girls Further Exploring The Mind Of An Idiot
#1
Posted 04 August 2004 - 01:15 PM
So I was bored today, and I decided to try exploring the base site of the page that Yahtzee used for his most recent update. Hilarity was found within. If the ridiculous animated GIFs don't win you over, his apparent love of Episode 1 will.
http://www.geocities...686/indexc.html
http://www.geocities...686/indexc.html
#3
Posted 04 August 2004 - 03:03 PM
On the subject of WWLG, Yahtzee real nailed this guy's attitude in his commentary-- this yahoo really does think girls are puppies! He discusses them as if they're more or less interchangeable, for one. Enthusiastic pet owners would be insulted to hear dogs discussed this way.
He has clearly only ever met, tops, one girl. Though most of those notions are so dreamily wrong-headed that even that many is doubtful.
I'm in awe. Good find, Yahtzee.
He has clearly only ever met, tops, one girl. Though most of those notions are so dreamily wrong-headed that even that many is doubtful.
I'm in awe. Good find, Yahtzee.
#4
Posted 04 August 2004 - 03:07 PM
Yahtzee hit it ont he head when he said: "We get it, dude, you think girls are cute. You don't have to list all the times of the day when they're cute."
The guy just thinks they're cute. Every "reason" is that they're cute.
The guy just thinks they're cute. Every "reason" is that they're cute.
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#5
Posted 04 August 2004 - 10:48 PM
I'm not even going to bother going to that site.
My first reaction, honestly:
"Awwwwwww! That's so sweet! Now where's my knife?" Let's see if he'll still be spouting such sickeningly puerile crap about how cute and cuddly we are while one decidedly uncute and cuddly girl is playing jump rope with his intestines.
My first reaction, honestly:
"Awwwwwww! That's so sweet! Now where's my knife?" Let's see if he'll still be spouting such sickeningly puerile crap about how cute and cuddly we are while one decidedly uncute and cuddly girl is playing jump rope with his intestines.
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#7
Posted 05 August 2004 - 10:24 AM
I doubt he even wrote it, as the same article was sent around in email awhile back. Likely, he just got it there, added some pictures and stuck it on his page, as I can't see anybody quoting him if they weren't going to take the piss.
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#11
Posted 20 August 2004 - 03:46 AM
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#13
Posted 20 August 2004 - 07:57 AM
I just love how the guy utterly neglected to include the point: BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME HORNY AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM. This leads me to believe that yes, he was indeed a she. Only a woman (or a eunuch) could write such pap and mean it, while pretending studiously that the sexual issue does not exist.
I mean, christ. Which have you heard most often?
A) Look at the adorable way that girl is eating.
B) My girlfriend's so awesome, the way she's always fishing for compliments.
C) Wow, dude, check out that chick's boobs.
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I mean, christ. Which have you heard most often?
A) Look at the adorable way that girl is eating.
B) My girlfriend's so awesome, the way she's always fishing for compliments.
C) Wow, dude, check out that chick's boobs.
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This post has been edited by Rhubarb: 20 August 2004 - 07:59 AM
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