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Who would you rather train under? The OT have mystery and character but the PT have a bunch of stupid powers and they can make anything you say into a way to call you an idiot.
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OT Jedi VS PT Jedi Smart VS Smart ass
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:58 AM
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 03:55 AM
To be fair, we only saw three actual Jedi in the OT (counting Luke in RotJ).
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 05:03 AM
PT jedi. I would rather sit in Trump towers as a oppose to some swamp on Dagobah.
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 06:11 AM
Original Trilogy jedis - they were still human, even Yoda. Not sure what the proper name for their species in the Prequels is...
the-walking-planks-of-wood people?
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 09:44 AM
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PT jedi. I would rather sit in Trump towers as a oppose to some swamp on Dagobah.
I would rather spend eons with the OT Yoda swamp, then have to sit and endure another of those god awful conversations between the PT Yoda, Yaddle, Yazrael Poof and Mace Windau! :yuck:
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 10:44 AM
I'd probably get drunk at the bars on corruscant. And chase women. I would not be a good jedi, probably the mean one. Ok, I'd join the sith.
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 03:14 AM
I think those who would go with the PT Jedi are forgetting something. Sure they may have those cool hover chairs and a nice home (which dosnt make sense for people who are sposeda live in poverty) but they're annoying as all fuck. They spend more time training with wit than they do with their lightsabers!
Oh? Giving you a complex am I? Verbally abuse you too much I do? Perhaps if such an ugly twit you were not I would throw empty beer cans at you not ooorm?
Sure, this would be fine if not for the fact that even Yoda could kick anyone's ass on earth. Force push, force lightening, lightsaber throwing, tons of blaster deflection. PT Jedi are like immortal Jar Jar Binkses.
Compare this to Yoda, Obiwan and Luke. They never whined, they were always glad to talk to just about anyone, they were always willing to help (can you imagine Luke going up to Leia and saying "I can only protect you, I can't fight a war for you...") and they looked like they'd be cool to hang out with. OT Jedi win any day.
Oh? Giving you a complex am I? Verbally abuse you too much I do? Perhaps if such an ugly twit you were not I would throw empty beer cans at you not ooorm?
Sure, this would be fine if not for the fact that even Yoda could kick anyone's ass on earth. Force push, force lightening, lightsaber throwing, tons of blaster deflection. PT Jedi are like immortal Jar Jar Binkses.
Compare this to Yoda, Obiwan and Luke. They never whined, they were always glad to talk to just about anyone, they were always willing to help (can you imagine Luke going up to Leia and saying "I can only protect you, I can't fight a war for you...") and they looked like they'd be cool to hang out with. OT Jedi win any day.
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 04:07 PM
OT... duh...
but to elaborate, if in the OT, I would seek out Yoda, and be trained as a jedi... I would stay and complete my training... then probanly fight the empire...
if I were in the PT, I'd join up with the sith and try to get trained by Doku. and one day march in to the Jedi council and say: "this partys over" and slice the motherfuckers up for not sensing my evil presence before i got there!!!
but to elaborate, if in the OT, I would seek out Yoda, and be trained as a jedi... I would stay and complete my training... then probanly fight the empire...
if I were in the PT, I'd join up with the sith and try to get trained by Doku. and one day march in to the Jedi council and say: "this partys over" and slice the motherfuckers up for not sensing my evil presence before i got there!!!
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