[K1NGWARREN]

White Powder At Kerry HQ Was Seasoning
Friday, July 23, 2004

WASHINGTON -- It may have been just garlic powder.

Authorities say a white powder found in a package opened at John Kerry's presidential campaign headquarters in Washington was harmless. The apparent hoax forced police to seal off the building.

A fire department spokesman says the substance "appears to be some kind of garlic powder, commonly used for seasoning foods."

The package, containing two letter-sized envelopes, was turned over to the FBI for further investigation.

http://www.theboston...540/detail.html

In related news, Emeril Lagasse recently donated $10,000 to the Bush reelection campaign.

[Rory]

It is funny because the American Postal Service cannot do their jobs!

Either that or Emeril Lagasse is a putz! (a well meaning putz is still a putz)

[Chefelf]

And Bush sent him a thank you letter that read:

Dear Emeril,

Thanks for helping me "kick it up a notch" this election year.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President, The United States of America

[A Mighty Pirate]

And Bush sent him a thank you letter that read:

Deer Emeral,

Tahnks for halping me "kik it up a noch" this elction yeer.

Sinser- Sins- You'res Truley,

George W. Boosh
Presdent, The Unit- The United St-

The U.S.A

Fixed.

[Chefelf]

My bad. Much more believable now.

[barend]

Thanks for helping me "kick it up a notch" this election year.

BAM!!!!


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[A Mighty Pirate]

[Stongbah]

"appears to be some kind of garlic powder, commonly used for seasoning foods."
Am I the only one to see the humor in this?

[Rory]

I also see the humor in that line.

This post has been edited by Rory: 27 July 2004 - 05:38 PM

[Rory]

Well I do.

This post has been edited by Rory: 27 July 2004 - 05:39 PM