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Posted 25 July 2004 - 11:25 PM

THE 400 BLOWS
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
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Posted 26 July 2004 - 08:00 PM

In honor of the fine film actor Kevin Kline, I submit:

Life as a Ho
A Midsummer's Night Cream
Dave gets Laid
A Dick Called Wanda


Surprisingly, a large portion of his oeuvre needs no tinkering:

French Kiss
Consenting Adults
and my personal favorite, In and Out (which I suppose could be called something like "In and Out: All Night Long" for copyright reasons.)

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 09:14 AM

Monty's Python and the Lays of Brian
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 01:48 PM

BANG THE BUM SLOWLY
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 07:46 AM

the Rings of the Lord

Star whores

28 Lays later

Bra Pokers Dickula
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 11:01 PM

the Chronicles of Riddick
becomes
the Chronic ho's who Suck Dick

ouch.. that one is bad. 'Bad'-bad.
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:07 AM

girl with a pearl necklace
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 08:10 PM

Revenge of the Shit
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:23 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Aug 1 2004, 08:10 PM)
Revenge of the Shit

BARF!

In fact, ULTRA-BARF!
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 07:49 AM

Please, kinky stuff is fine, but scat...eww
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:39 AM

then you won't like Jack Dickleson in ABOUT SHIT
(that one belongs to a friend of mine)

how about... ANALize this!
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 09:25 AM

For some reason they don't seem as bad. Maybe its because there was warning, perhaps I'm adjusting, or mayhap the whole 'revenge' bit conspired to give me disturbing mental images.
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Posted 06 August 2004 - 01:14 PM

Rammo
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Posted 08 August 2004 - 08:19 AM

Men In Back
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Posted 08 August 2004 - 10:54 AM

That one made me laugh biggrin.gif
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