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Posted 22 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

well we all know of titles like Muffy the Vampire Layer (buffy the vampire slayer), and Sex Trek: Deap throat nine (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and so on...

so i thought for a fun game we could come with some new ones...

one i came up with a few years back (of which i'm very proud) is:

Body Of The Snatch Invaders
(invasion of the body snatchers)


an ex-girlfriend of mine came up with
Schindlers Fist
(Schindlers List)


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(chef, if this topic is shut down because it's too offensive i'll understand)
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Posted 22 July 2004 - 10:12 PM

The only one I can think of is "Sex Toy Story" which I hear somewhere on TV.

I know it old and lame but I got no imagination.
Nice topic by the way.
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Post icon  Posted 22 July 2004 - 11:33 PM

Uh.. Babes in Boyland? wink.gif
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:45 AM

I remember a game where you choose any movie and add "in my pants" as a suffix. Try it out with a few titles and you'll get some pretty interesting names. cool.gif
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:45 AM

QUOTE
Babes in Boyland
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I, Ho-bot.

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 01:48 AM

The Search for Asslantis.
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 02:00 AM

Ho-jimbo
Double Fist-demnity
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 05:24 AM

Finding Lesbians

Searching for Pussy

Star Sex: The search for cock

This post has been edited by Jordan: 23 July 2004 - 05:25 AM

Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 09:27 AM

A couple from The Simpsons:

Crocodile Done Me
For Your Thighs Only
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 10:23 AM

-"Clarissa Fucks It All" (That early 90's Nickelodeon show "Clarissa Explains it all")

"Saving Ryans Private"

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 11:33 AM

MONKEYBONE

THE BONE COLLECTOR

THE ORGAN GRINDER

SNATCH

SCENT OF A WOMAN

BABES IN TOYLAND

HANNAH AND HER SISTERS


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, Ok, I'll play it right (but this is a really easy game):


AMERICAN BOOTY

DOING JOHN MALKOVICH

THE GRAD U ATE

M*I*L*F

I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER

FATWOMAN (for you fetishists)

THE COCK RING

AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY LAYS

MADE IN MANHATTAN

PUSSY ON A HOT TIN ROOF


..... I'll stop now


No, no, one more:

UGETSU MONOGATARI .... IN MY PANTS!!!!!
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 06:14 AM

Don't forget that cult adult gangsta movie, The Touchables.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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Posted 25 July 2004 - 02:46 PM

This one was on the top shelf at a local movie rental place thinger: Lord of the G-Strings. It was a disgrace to LotR parodies everywhere. sad.gif

As for a made-up name, um... Around the World in Eighty Lays?

I'm no good at this.
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Posted 25 July 2004 - 07:45 PM

On Golden Blonde
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Posted 25 July 2004 - 09:30 PM

laugh.gif That one is pretty funny. But obscure! Makes me wonder: Were you watching the "I Love The 90s" marathon on VH-1 today too?
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