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Han vs Anakin For the girls

#1 Mike Mac from NYU

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 02:30 PM

In the tradition of been a 21st century guy. Let's give the ladies their turn.

Regarding Hayden Christensen.............Do a majority girls really find this guy hot in the same way some guys find Queen Amidala hot????

Or do girls still prefer Han Solo?

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 04:59 PM

They will say HAN. Because women find older men more sexy. That is one of the bonuses of being a guy. Our stocks rise with age, while women have theirs plunge at around 35.

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 05:01 PM

You're joking, right? The only real debate is between Luke and Han.

I just don't find Hayden Christensen that attractive at all (although I will admit that he looks a lot better in the Episode III pics). But any advantage he derives from his good looks is instantly forfeited the minute he opens his mouth.

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:39 PM

Hey. Let's settle this one with images as well - damn, this is fun!

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

So ladies.... what do you think?

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:44 PM

Hayden is more striking in that photo. He has boyish charm. Harrison looked like a yutz in his youth. Bring up an indiana jones picture, he accquired his spartan good looks during the late 80's. ROTJ was his prime years for ladies I bet.

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 09:29 PM

Han hans down

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 01:58 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jul 19 2004, 06:44 PM)

First, thanks Mike for introducing this topic. Anyway, don't you think that SW has more material for girls to admire? There is only one leading lady in each trilogy.
Still, Jordan, you must be joking. STRIKING? A sleazy teenager eyeing the girl up and sulking is STRIKING? Certainly, the hair style is less goofy, but that's it.
Does Hayden have any girls admirers? If he does, thay must belong to that slightly-retarded-twelve-year-old target audience of prequels.
There is just no comparison between the two guys.

Like there is no comparison between the girls, but more of that in the other topic

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 04:39 AM

Shut up, Hayden is hot stuff. Don't make me bitch slap you.

Han looks like a smooth faced pansey for his age. Wait till he gets some chisel under those eyes and around the cheeks.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:07 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jul 20 2004, 04:39 AM)

Shut up, Hayden is hot stuff. Don't make me bitch slap you.

Han looks like a smooth faced pansey for his age. Wait till he gets some chisel under those eyes and around the cheeks.

Well, Jordan, are we speaking Hayden and Harrison or Han and Anakin here? There is a difference,you know, wheter we compare characters orreal guys actors.I am speaking characters.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:53 AM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jul 20 2004, 07:58 AM)

Certainly, the hair style is less goofy, but that's it.

Only very slightly.

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jul 20 2004, 10:39 AM)

Shut up, Hayden is hot stuff. Don't make me bitch slap you.

Er... well, at least someone thinks so...

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 07:14 AM

I disagree that Han looked better in Return of the Jedi. I'm no lady but if I were, I'd prefer the younger Han of Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back.

Here's another one for the ladies -

Lastly, Hayden's hairstyle... less-goofy? You're kidding right. The guy's got a freakin' braided pony tail.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:13 AM

Is there really a contest? Han of course!

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:44 AM

The blue harvest forum has plenty of that 12 year old demo that favors Anikan. I suppose if you're not going for a "hottie" angle, goggle-eyed anikan of TPM has more of a cute factor and may be apealling (to pediphiles even!) But I don't see it either way.

I'd presume Lando comes off way smoother than Anikan, personally.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 09:59 AM

Oh, Lando's very smooth. He's great - and also one of the most interesting characters in the saga. He's got a lot of mystery and charm.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 10:09 AM

QUOTE (Just your average movie goer @ Jul 20 2004, 07:14 AM)

Lastly, Hayden's hairstyle... less-goofy? You're kidding right. The guy's got a freakin' braided pony tail.

Oh, gosh, I've forgotten about the ponytail! No, the hair style is definitely not less goofy, then.

As to Han, I admired him most in ESB. As I said, the character played by an actor is important when you consider the guy attractive or not. In ROTJ he may have looked his best, but the acting was awful, the dialogue was awful, the script was awful, and I simply couldn't see any more what Leia saw in him in the first place.
In ESB though, there was just everything you needed from a guy - looks (or something like it), courage to the point of recklesness, feelings. All that was lost in ROTJ, though.

As to Hayden, well, he is handsome enough guy, with sky-high eyelashes and everything, but I simply wouldn't want to have anything to do with Anakin Skywalker as it is portrayed in prequels so far. That I why I want to see the Episode III, to see if they improved anything else apart from hair.