Leia VS Amidala One for the boys
#31
Posted 20 July 2004 - 09:15 PM
Kiera = yum!
the first time i saw her was in the preview for 'bend it like beckham' and her smile alone stole my heart.
double yum!!!
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#32
Posted 21 July 2004 - 12:14 AM
That imaginary place is a scary place to visit. But damn funny nonetheless.
Man, I've met a lot of weird people in my life. But I have never met anyone who thinks they're a cleaver.
#33
Posted 21 July 2004 - 02:32 AM
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#34
Posted 21 July 2004 - 05:08 AM
Award for best actress body goes to Amidala
Award for best character easily goes to Leia
Award for most believable romance goes to Leia, easily once again.
Award for putting up with a bad directer goes to Amidala
Award for best performance with George Lucas involved goes to Leia
Leia wins.
I cannot believe that this frilly dressed creature is related to Leia or Luke.
Leia is stubborn and firey. She even denies her feelings for Han Solo for a full movie and a half and any woman who can believably pretend not to be attracted to 1970s/80s Harrison Ford is a damn fine actress.
Amidala is a wet noodle who will easily bend to Anakin's will and only shows any sort of backbone when its some political nonsense that everyone is advising her not to do. Her romance is the most pathetic thing ever and it basically consists of "The bad guy had posession of you, woman-object. I defeated the bad guy and so you are now my posession." That's it. And she goes with that. Let's try the same basic idea with Anakin and Leia.
Anakin: I must protect you from some kind of evil assassiny guy who is paid by the sith to hire people to kill you, or something.
Leia: Beat it kid and go get a decent hair cut, I'll hold these guys off with my blaster.
Anakin: None of this would have happened if master Obi Wan hadn't held me back and made me kill all those sand people and YEAGH!
Leia: -Tosses him down a garbage shoot-
Now let's look at how terrible the romance would have been between Han and Amidala.
Han: You know you love me
Amidala: Yes master, I do.
Han:... You mean I don't have to like, win you over, or something?
Amidala: No master, you saved me from being killed by hte evil lord vader.
Han: So there's no reason I should have to prove that I'm a decent guy to you or anything and in the process make my character a likeable guy?
Amidala: No master.
Han: Is that a new pair of clothes?
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#35
Posted 21 July 2004 - 05:38 AM
Luke - What are you, nuts?
Han (gets an 'Oh my god, what was I thinking?' expression on his face) - You're right. Let's get out of here before she gets back.
Han would never dig a girl like Amidala. The chick has no spunk whatsoever.
I don't know. Check the pictures of Leia again. Or do a search on the internet. There's an entire website dedicated to her and that bikini. It'd take you half a second to find it on google.
I loved that!
#36
Posted 21 July 2004 - 11:27 AM
#37
Posted 21 July 2004 - 11:45 AM
#38
Posted 21 July 2004 - 06:33 PM
not to mention being his mother-in-law.
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leia is the kind of girl you fall for...
there's chemistry AND sparks... and that just spices it up.
the argument at the begening of ESB is just brilliant, as han sums the whole thing up wonderfully: "yeah? then why are you following me?"
it's so much better than: sand gets up your ass, wanna make out
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#39
Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:21 PM
The users like myself prefer Leia over Amidala in all catagories. I just couldn't let someone comment that Amidala has the better body and let it slide though - that's all.
[is] so much better than: sand gets up your ass, wanna make out?
Too true. Very, very true.
#40
Posted 22 July 2004 - 02:24 AM
The romance is completely nuts. Even in a fantasy there has to be some element of reality. For instance: Two people who havn't seen eachother in a decade do not just up and get married in the middle of a fugging war. Lucas did try to add some realism by adding opposition to their marriage. This manifested in the form of:
Amidala: But Anakin, you're not allowed.
Anakin: Quiet you. We just won't tell them.
Come on! They could have acted like Amidala and Anakin were actually worried that the council would find out. They could have tried to pretend that defying the ancient Jedi traditions meant something to them. Imagine if this crap had been acceptable six hundred years ago.
Juliet: How cam'st thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The orchard walls are high and hard to climb. And the place death, considering who thou art, if my kinsman find thee here.
Romeo: It's ok. Let's just go get married and not tell them. Also, you're not like sand.
Juliet: Sure, let's rut!
I think just considering Lucas directing a Shakespeare play is the scaryist thought I've ever had.
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#41
Posted 22 July 2004 - 05:51 AM
Yet another example of what a psychopath Anakin is. Regardless of what you think of the 'Jedi chastity' rule, you'd expect him to feel at least slightly guilty about breaking his vows and going behind his Master's back, not to mention having an affair with someone he's supposed to be protecting (Professional ethics? What's that?) But no, his one and only concern is with being found out!
As for Amidala, she's not much better - she leads Anakin on and shows no more responsibility than he does. Someone in her position should have more sense. Imagine if the press found out she was shagging her Jedi Padawan bodyguard!
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#42
Posted 22 July 2004 - 06:00 AM
That's great! Good for them; hope it works out.
#43
Posted 22 July 2004 - 07:06 AM
Amidala: No Anakin. This could never work. A senator and a Jedi Knight... never. I cannot be with you, Anakin. Now just excuse me while I go and change into some revealing leather lingerie.
Yep, that oughta stop him from thinking about her smooth silky skin that's so very, very different from that horrible coarse sand.
#45
Posted 22 July 2004 - 08:50 AM
I think the way the romance would have played out alot more realistically if both characters had been drunk...
the stuff that was said only works on drunk girls...
and even then...
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