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#1 Mist

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 12:31 PM

Anyone?

I'm comfortably numb.

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 12:39 PM

Allright, 100% Puffniny goodness!

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Post icon Posted 17 July 2004 - 12:53 PM

Bruce would defiantly win!
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Not only can he use a chainsaw and a shotgun, but he wouldn’t hesitate to bring a grenade launcher as well.

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 12:55 PM

Campbell hands down!!!
but jane would give him a run for his money...

she's one tough chick!!!

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#5 SimeSublime

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 01:00 PM

Bruce is definatly second, but Puffins are Supreme.

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#6 Cheesehead

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Post icon Posted 17 July 2004 - 01:26 PM

Damn these puffins!

Let my try to explain this to you....

Bruce Campbell (with or possible without a chainsaw) + puffin = puffin soup

umm...umm...good

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 09:30 PM

Jane, any day of the week.

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 09:59 PM

I feel immensely flattered that some people actually think that I could beat Bruce Campbell...it could never, ever happen. He'd take me down in no time at all.

'Course...I vote for myself simply on principle alone...

The puffin would be dead, I'd spare the lemur after giving it a proper beating, and "Oh my god, I killed Kenny!"

(*spins BFK with one hand, crackles tazer with the other, has the new light saber tucked into a belt loop, and has a large pointy shovel in a strap on her back. Duster billows in the wind dramatically*)

I couldn't help myself. I wanted a Badass Pose.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 17 July 2004 - 11:14 PM

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 10:22 PM

I don't understand. Are they all fighting each other? In that case, Janey hands down. As much as I love Bruce, I don't think he's a knife-toting maniac, which Jane is (and that's why I like her). Otherwise, is it just a random fight against someone that is not named? In that case, my answer is tied between Bruce and Jane, but not if it's Bruce Vs. Jane, in which case, again, Jane would win.

#10 looktothesky

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 08:14 AM

"Null Vote".

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 12:17 PM

Jane = Ultimate Killy Nightmare

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 01:01 PM

I detect most of you have never seen a puffin fight.

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 10:31 PM

They are quite devestating indeed.

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 10:38 PM

I felt bad for Kenny, since he's always getting killed off.

However, I figure since this isn't a regulat South Park Episode, he actually stands somewhat of a chance. So while Bruce is slaying puffins, Jane knifes him in the back, and then Kenny blows them all up with a bazooka. However, the force of he blast knocks him onto a bed of nails where he is impaled afterwards.

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 10:39 PM

These poll results are pleasing to me.

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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