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Posted 31 August 2011 - 12:59 PM

Kris Straub pretty much nailed it already:

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 05:06 PM

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 02:05 PM

In this version, Vader repeats his less than iconic catch phrase "NOOOOOOOOOO" as he throws the Emperor into that pit.... WHY?

I really want to hear Lucas babble some nonsense about how "the technology just wasnt there in the 80s to have someone scream NOOOOOOOO"

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 05:12 AM

View PostJ m HofMarN, on 05 September 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:

In this version, Vader repeats his less than iconic catch phrase "NOOOOOOOOOO" as he throws the Emperor into that pit.... WHY?


Yeah. It was a great moment because it had no words. You didn't know what Vader was going to do and even when he did it, it caught you by surprise.

Having that ruined by "NOOOOOO" truly blows. It is like there are only three fanboys left in the Cinema and Lucas is doing whatever he can to try and drive them out.

Although Lucas has long lost his magic touch for film, at least his architects have good taste:

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 03:29 PM

I expect that in this version, Alderaan will shoot first.

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 09:03 PM

I heard that neither Han nor Greedo will shoot in the Blu-ray version.

Now just as Greedo is about to pull his weapon, a bunch of cute children run into the cantina swarm all over Harrison Ford and shout "Uncle Solo... come back home with us" and all the aliens laugh and then a big Egyptian guy will be waiting outside and say "I thought I would find you there! Better than the United States Marines, eh?"
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 10:00 AM

View Postazerty, on 06 September 2011 - 10:03 PM, said:

I heard that neither Han nor Greedo will shoot in the Blu-ray version.

Now just as Greedo is about to pull his weapon, a bunch of cute children run into the cantina swarm all over Harrison Ford and shout "Uncle Solo... come back home with us" and all the aliens laugh and then a big Egyptian guy will be waiting outside and say "I thought I would find you there! Better than the United States Marines, eh?"


And then Greedo will say "Next time Hans Solo it will take more than younglings to save you!"

and perhaps they will replace Hans blaster with a walki talkie, we'll have to see.

Wonder what they gonna do about this scene?

http://www.youtube.c...1zPE0-Y&t=2m21s
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 04:23 PM

It's just a travesty is what it is. Didn't Georgie boy give a speech to Congress back in the day about how future civilizations would consider us barbaric if we went and changed pieces of art. At the time he was referring to the trend of simply coloring in black and white films. I suppose it's a different story though if he just goes back and changes the movies on a regular basis cause they're his.

And why are all of the changes generally just so stupid?
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Posted 13 November 2011 - 07:14 AM

Frightening theory about "Nooooooo!!!" in the Blue Ray etc.

Do you think George might be trolling his fans for the lulz?

Seriously...
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Posted 25 November 2011 - 10:41 PM

As in, - Let's see how much shit we could possibly get away with, have these fools still stay faithful to the franchise, and make even more loads of cash. Every so often we'll make generally bad changes to the movies the fans know and love, and come out with a prequel trilogy that might have some high points but will blow in general. We'll then laugh about how they continually shell out loads of cash over and over and over and over and over again.

I'd say that there is a good possibility of that. It would explain so much.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:04 AM

When he did the prequels especially Menace I reckon he was serious. In the 'Making of' videos you can see he thinks he's awesome, like when he strolls in and picks the Grevious picture.

But lately he doesn't seem to give a stuff, like his interview on The Daily Show where he told fans to get a life.

Amazes me toystores still carry this stuff, though not quite so much as they used to:

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 05:11 AM

I like to stop by this bulletin board now and then for the same reason I like breaking into deserted amusement parks.

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