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Poll: Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 07:19 PM

Pirates would win.

Hands down.


Well, ok, maybe not.

But VIKINGS!

Vikings would destroy vampires with the quickness.
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Posted 14 July 2004 - 07:20 PM

that would be me.
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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:41 PM

Most vampires are pretty old and probably once pirates any way...

If you were mad imortal in 1289AD I'm sure at some point you'd give pirating a go for a few years...

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 12:49 AM

Hehe, it's so true!

So, we have vampire pirates. Speaking of undead pirates, what sort of undead is Cervantes from the Soul Calibur series?
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 02:04 AM

We're skirting the more important question here. Vampires and pirates are clearly incompatible. The real argument is this:

Zombie Pirates VS Vampire Ninja

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 03:57 AM

Thats no question at all. Zombie pirates are the same as any old zombie, due to the fact that theyre nothing more then a shambling corpse. Infact, zombie pirates would be worse off as they are likely missing limbs already. Vampire ninjas, on the other hand, would be invincible...assuming it's dark.
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 12:11 PM

How about ghoul pirates then?
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 12:21 PM

(*hands on her hips*)

Do I need to start another poll? One between zombies, vampires, pirates, ninjas, and any combination of those four? rolleyes.gif



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Posted 15 July 2004 - 08:12 PM

Thats right.

Also, Cervantes is just a Wanna be LeChuck anyway.
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 09:13 PM

I never got to play those games. *pouts*
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Posted 16 July 2004 - 12:02 AM

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 12:18 AM

how about Banshee strippers vrs Spectre firemen?
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Posted 16 July 2004 - 12:20 AM

The banshee would win.
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Posted 16 July 2004 - 12:37 AM

A girl would say that!

but a naked girl will usually win a fight, even if she is headless!

how about:

skelleton truck driver vs zombie mechanic
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Posted 16 July 2004 - 12:46 AM

Hmmm...skeletons would fall apart really easily, but zombies are too stupid to do anything...


Zombie, simply because a good hit will break a skeleton to pieces.
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